Jerry Falwell Status Update

[Ungodly]

Noted asshole and porcine piglet Jerry Falwell is still dead, according to the website Dead or Alive.

It is Sunday today, so do be on the lookout for zombies.  I hear some people were eating Zombie Jesus this morning at a church, but he is still undead, and keeps muttering "Eat me, eat me".

Not so with Jerry Falwell, he's just decomposing like we all wanted him to.  Poor worms.