Jerry Falwell Status Update

[Ungodly]

Noted asshole and porcine piglet Jerry Falwell is still dead, according to the website Dead or Alive.

It is Sunday today, so do be on the lookout for zombies.  I hear some people were eating Zombie Jesus this morning at a church, but he is still undead, and keeps muttering "Eat me, eat me".

Not so with Jerry Falwell, he's just decomposing like we all wanted him to.  Poor worms.

[The White Coyote]

I gotta question. When the rapture comes, and all these good Christians start popping outa the dirt, what happens to all that embalming fluid that was keeping them all plump and preserved?

[Ungodly]

I gotta question. When the rapture comes, and all these good Christians start popping outa the dirt, what happens to all that embalming fluid that was keeping them all plump and preserved?

I don't know, maybe they put it in a gold chalice and say Drink Me!

[The White Coyote]

 . . . and how's about the poor bastards that were scattered all over the damn country (ie William Wallace, Vlad the Impaler etc.) Both good christians. What about that? Do their pieces and parts just pop out of the worms, dirt and crabs and zip through the sky to one specified place to be reassembled before ascending to heaven? I'd sure like to be around to see that!! Can you imagine all the dogs in the world chasin the flying bones allover the place! "Down Belle! Down!"