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« on: May 17, 2008, 05:02:04 PM » |
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Saw this on another forum and thought we could adapt it. Knew we could.  Somebody (me) starts a limerick. At the end of the limerick that person (me) starts the first line of a new limerick which the next person completes and starts a new line..etc etc. My limerick: Old noah was a man with an ark
Who said drowning others is a lark
He collected a few species
That covered the ark with feces
Enough to fertilize Central ParkThe starting for the next person: Paul walked the road to Damascus |
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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2008, 10:36:43 PM » |
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Paul walked the road to Damascus
He tried to taunt and harass us
He got beaned on the head
Too bad he wasn't dead
We got more than enough religion to last us
There once was a gal named Eve
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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2008, 10:55:36 PM » |
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There once was a gal named Eve
Previously married to Steve
Along came an Adam
And sat down beside 'em
Now Adam's flirting with Steve
A diamond I found in the rough
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Blessed is the one who grabs your little children and smashes them against a rock.
--Psalm 137, verse 9
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color
--Don Hirschberg
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2008, 03:37:33 PM » |
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A diamond I found in the rough
I'm really partial to that stuff
I'll shine it, refine it
Divine it, design it
Then I'll wear it in the buff
There was a star in the east
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2008, 11:15:38 PM » |
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There was a star in the East
A different religious beast
We made Saddam fall
Then tortured them all
Democracy is a great feast
Once upon a time
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Blessed is the one who grabs your little children and smashes them against a rock.
--Psalm 137, verse 9
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color
--Don Hirschberg
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2008, 01:08:48 PM » |
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I couldn't make up my mind. Once upon a time a gal named Story
Praised god in all of his/her glory
Ungodly came appearing
Said "Quit all that cheering."
Now Story is all hunky dory
Once upon a time a virgin named Mary
Said "I need to be very wary"
But old god was a sneak
Under her dress took a peek
Voila! the trinity - Moe Curly and LarryAs I was riding my ass |
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2008, 01:36:53 PM » |
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As I was riding my ass
A preacher allowed me to pass
He had not a clue
That I already knew
His dogma was poisonous gas
In a bathtub made for 3
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Blessed is the one who grabs your little children and smashes them against a rock.
--Psalm 137, verse 9
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color
--Don Hirschberg
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2008, 02:41:27 PM » |
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In a bathtub made for 3
Sat a priest a rabbi and me
They scrubbed scrubbed scrubbed
And rub-a dub-dubbed
Now I think there soon will be.........4
It's time to put this to rest
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2008, 03:43:49 PM » |
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It's time to put this to rest
Our Lady friend said in a jest
But he was not stoppin'
The limericks so rotten
Till somebody doth protest
No, really he said
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Blessed is the one who grabs your little children and smashes them against a rock.
--Psalm 137, verse 9
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color
--Don Hirschberg
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2008, 09:52:52 AM » |
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No, really he said it's about time
For others to join in this rhyme
Don't keep us in suspense
We know it makes sense
To make fun of all religious slimeHere's a rhyme link http://www.rhymezone.com/?loc=barOff the shelf I took the good book
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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2008, 10:25:18 AM » |
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Off the shelf I took the Good Book
Quickly, in case they might look
After a good inspection
I re-filed it in the right section
Religious fiction, the accurate nook
There once was a woman named Dell
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--Psalm 137, verse 9
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color
--Don Hirschberg
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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2008, 01:17:40 PM » |
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There once was a woman named Dell
Who studied an embryonic cell
It was called malicious even seditious
By Bush's religious personnelAnd you thought it couldn't be done without the "H" word.   As I looked at my navel I thought
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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2008, 01:30:36 PM » |
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As I looked at my navel I thought
What a President we have so fraught
With bad ideations
A drag on all nations
It seems his IQ equals naught
There once was a gal named Marie
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Blessed is the one who grabs your little children and smashes them against a rock.
--Psalm 137, verse 9
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color
--Don Hirschberg
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« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2008, 06:01:08 AM » |
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There once was a gal named Marie
Who said there'll be some changes for me
My gender I don't like
I'd rather be Mike
Out came the scissors WHEE WHEE
Chaney Also Known As Saint Dick
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