Free Web-Based and/or Remote Client Email Accounts for Preferred Users

[Ungodly]

If you are a regular user of this forum, let's say one that has posted at least 100 messages, you are invited to have a free email account with an address in the form username(at)aintnogod.com.  The username could be the same as you use in the forum, or not, as you prefer.

You will be able to access your email messages with a web browser using a secure session (webmail) or if you prefer you may configure any email client to pull your messages from this server using POP3 or IMAP over a secure connection.  Or use both, as you wish.   Also included is free setup assistance and tech support. 

George Warcriminal Bush will not be able to read your mail while it is on this server, or while you are reading it online using a secure session, or while you are retrieving it to a desktop email client using a secure session. Fuck the NSA.  We can't say if George can read your email *before* it reaches this server, chances are he can.  The gummint will never be able to see messages exchanged between users of this server if they both use secure sessions to send and retrieve their mail. Take that, Party of Jesus.

Your free email account will have some degree of SPAM protection using software already installed on this server, but some SPAM could make it through.  Your best protection against SPAM is anonymity, don't publish your email address in public.

You'll get 100mb of free storage on this server, more could be arranged if required.

Please note these issues:

• Your web browser will always complain about the security certificate used when you connect to read webmail.  This is because all websites on this server use the same self-signed certificate that bears the name of the server. This does not mean your session will not be secure, it will be.  Simply tell your browser to get over it and you'll be good to go.  With most web browsers you'll have to do this every time you login to webmail. Firefox may let you create and save an exception.  Firefox is a good web browser
• Some email clients may also piss and moan about the security certificate, many can be told to get over it.
• This offer may be withdrawn at any time for any reason.
• Your email account will always be free
• We can not guarantee 100% availability, but so  far we have a very good track record for maintaing this system
• Once your account is created you can login through the webmail interface (URL will be provided) and use scripts available with one click to auto-configure popular email programs such as Outlook, Outlook Express, and Apple Mac Mail. Verbose details are also provided to allow you to manually configure any other email program
• References to Outlook and Outlook Express in the previous item do not constitute a recommendation of these dreadfully horrible and insecure programs. Both have played a major role in the development of the malware industry because of multiple extreme bonehead security holes designed and installed by Microsoft. Geeks do not use Microsoft email programs. They are arguably the worst software ever created.
• As the owner/operator of this server I have unlimited privileges. All mail servers have administrators who always have access to all mail. I can see any email message or any file anywhere at any time, but I never look at email messages except to diagnose delivery problems when messages bounce. In those cases my interest is only to identify junk or frozen mail and delete it. This is necessary to preserve free space on the hard drives. I have no interest at all in your private mail. I will never snoop on any persons mail except my own.
• Upon request I can configure a mail forwarder so that messages you receive at this domain are forwarded to any other email address you specify. Please use a PM to request a forwarder if desired.  If such a forwarder becomes a problem it can also be turned off.
• Conversely you may be able to configure your other email account(s) to forward mail to your account here. You are welcome to do so if desired. It would be a very bad idea to configure forwarders in both directions.

If you are a regular user and you would like to have an email account at aintnogod.com please send me a PM with the following:

• Desired email account name
• Desired password

This offer is only available to regular users of this forum, meaning persons who have posted at least 100 messages.  If for some reason I think you are a jerk, your request may be denied.  However there are no regular users of this forum whom I think are jerks, so no worries.

You may use your free email account for any legal and ethical purpose you desire.  Use it to sign up at websites where you do not wish to give your primary email address. Make it your new primary address. Use it to send non-threatening messages to people who are afflicted with religious delusions.

If you would prefer to have your free email account at one of the other domains I own and host on this server, such as one of the God Hates series, Party of Jesus, etc. the same terms and conditions apply: it is still free.  Just ask.

Act now before Jeebus returns and formats our hard drives!

[Storybook]

George Warcriminal Bush will not be able to read your mail while it is on this server,

LOL!  How funny!  Have you ever had your email account compromised before?

Thanks for the offer.

[Ungodly]

  Have you ever had your email account compromised before?

When the NSA reads your email, they do not tell you. As a matter of fact, if a person knows that the NSA is spying on you, it is a Federal crime for them to tell you that your rights are being violated.  If the gummint demands to know your web surfing habits from your ISP, or your book reading habits from your local public library, the technician or librarian who is compelled to violate your privacy is also forbidden by law from telling you about it.  This is called PatriotActism.

Of course the government only takes away your rights in order to protect your right to have your government ignore your rights.

In some countries it is a crime to have civil rights, but in this country  you will never be charged with a crime for having civil rights because the government, in its mercy, ignores your rights and does not prosecute you for being so naive as to think you have rights that they can not violate at will, with no stated purpose or reason, under threat of imprisonment and/or fines.

In some primitive countries the gummint has to tell you that they are ignoring your rights, but here every single person has the privilege of having the government spy on them, whether they know they have this privilege or not.

We call this process equal no fucking rights at all under the law. With liberty and justice for wealthy Republican CEOs.

Since George Warcriminal Bush stole his first Presidential election citizens do not have the right to know, respond, reply, or protest when the gummint chooses to violate their right to privacy.

Trust them.

War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength.  Vote Party of Jesus.