CA Supreme Court to Hear Suits Against Prop H8te, Jeebus vs Fags Goes On

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6 of 7 judges on the California Supreme Court have agreed to hear 3 lawsuits by known, practicing homosexuals against the ballot initiative Proposition H8te that was sponsored by Jesus Fucking Christ.

(I saw a picture once of Jesus Fucking Christ and I just could not decide if I wished I was Jesus or Christ, he is one hot looking Caucasian American-born savior, but I digress)

The lawsuits claim that homos are a "vulnerable minority group" (as if to suggest roaming bands of hate based Jeebustarians tend to gang up on them) and that as a result the type of Constitutional change Prop H8te would create requires a different type of Constitutional procedure involving the state legislature.

If the court were to agree, Proposition H8te would be overturned and fags and dykes would once again have exactly the same civil rights as everyone else.  Obviously this would make the Baby Jesus cry, so I hope it is overturned.

The court is also expected to rule on whether the 18,000 same sex couples who were married between June and H8te are to be considered as married or Jeebused from now on.  It is obvious that the court will not find that H8te overturns Love in the case of these 18,000 couples since this would directly violate the US Constitution.

Any reasonable examination of the facts would also conclude that Proposition Jeebus-H8te already violates the due process of law clause of the US Constitution, but the Jeebus-brand H8ters are sure hoping that box belonging to Pandora is not opened.

Some time around March we should be able to say Ha Ha to the motherfuckers in Utah.  In the meantime I'm still a married fag and they are still a bunch of fucking bastards that I do not like very much at all.  Take that, Jeebus.

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the ballot initiative Proposition H8te that was sponsored by Jesus Fucking Christ.

(I saw a picture once of Jesus Fucking Christ and I just could not decide if I wished I was Jesus or Christ, he is one hot looking Caucasian American-born savior, but I digress)

Oh my gawd!  That gave me a big belly-laugh!!  You are so funny.