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#64379 Political Cartoon: A debilitating disorder

Posted by Frozenwolf150 on 05 May 2017 - 08:41 AM



Thoracic Retrograde Upward Migratory Peristalsis is a serious disability affecting billionaire politicians that causes them to spontaneously excrete out the wrong end.  Symptoms can be exacerbated by stressful situations like having to speak in front of a rally, or a diet consisting entirely of fast food.  Please help spread awareness so that one day we can find a cure for T.R.U.M.P.

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#48919 music?

Posted by CainEnabled on 01 September 2013 - 08:24 PM

Right now, I'm in bed asleep because it's 2:31 a.m. Atlantic time.
But later this afternoon, I will be listening to Pachelbel’s “Canon in D” and Mozart’s “Eine kleine Nachtmusik,” first movement. Note: the version of “Canon” I heard on the radio had more harpsichord than the YouTube version below. I like harpsichords.

I've also been listening to Pachelbel's "Canon in D", but indirectly :)


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#69456 Tweety McRacism Plays Golf

Posted by Frozenwolf150 on 08 November 2018 - 08:33 PM

I actually want Trump to play as much golf as possible, because that's less time spent destroying the country.  Of course, he's only doing what the Republican establishment tells him to do, so they all need to go golfing too.  Preferably at Mar-A-Lago when a hurricane is about to hit.

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#68892 Hey, Look Over There...

Posted by Joe Bloe on 16 September 2018 - 12:42 AM

'Brothers and sisters' of the Mafia, repent, pope says in Sicily

PALERMO (Reuters) - Pope Francis appealed to Sicily’s Mafia on Saturday to abandon a life of crime and violence, saying the island needed “men and women of love, not men and women ‘of honor,’” using the term mobsters apply to themselves.




The shit hit the fan in the Vatican this week and suddenly the pope is interested in the crimes committed by the mafia.

Hey, don't look at me; look at what they're doing over there...

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#68576 Cohen Flips, Tweety is Fucked, Campaign Finance Felony

Posted by jonathanlobl on 28 August 2018 - 07:52 AM

I'm not going to take to the streets, I've got better things to do at 66 then that. 


Also as long as I can remember, when I started paying attention, there is never a good choice at election time. I have always felt it was picking the lesser of two evils, or staying with the devil you know.   And then when the 4 or 8 years is up, we get more stinky candidates to pick from.


Now I don't care who runs, it's strictly Democraps for me. All I do know is what a fucking mess there is going to be to clean up. 


An interesting word -- "Democraps".  I'll have to remember that.  


I have long thought that the party's theme song should be -- "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.".

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#68560 The Sound of Science

Posted by JadeBlackOlive on 27 August 2018 - 10:33 AM


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#67819 Ungodly Says, “Not This Year!”

Posted by Cousin Ricky on 20 May 2018 - 06:02 PM

Seventy years of winning at a game that all of us are destined to lose.


:smt113 :smt113 :smt113 :smt113 Happy birthday! :smt113 :smt113 :smt113

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#67552 April 18 (Rapture Day)

Posted by Cousin Ricky on 17 April 2018 - 07:18 PM

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk behind the gate.

When he was close enough, he called out, “Excuse me, where are we?”

“This is Heaven, sir,” the man answered.

“Wow! Would you happen to have some water?” the man asked.

“Of course, sir. Come right in, and I’ll have some ice water brought right up.”

The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

“Can my friend,” gesturing toward his dog, “come in, too?” the traveler asked.

“I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t allow pets.”

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

“Excuse me!” he called to the man. “Do you have any water?”

“Yeah, sure, there’s a pump over there, come on in.”

“How about my friend here?” the traveler gestured to the dog.

“There should be a bowl by the pump.”

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.

“What do you call this place?” the traveler asked.

“This is Heaven,” he answered.

“Well, that’s confusing,” the traveler said. “The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.”

“Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That’s hell.”

“Doesn’t it make you mad for them to use your name like that?”

“No, we’re just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.”

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#67551 Filthy Rich

Posted by JadeBlackOlive on 17 April 2018 - 02:14 PM


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#67540 Drama at American Atheists

Posted by jonathanlobl on 16 April 2018 - 04:34 AM

Atheists have a long ways to go to catch up with Christians in the bad behavior department. 



More to the point, we don't protect criminals from law enforcement.  Even when they are one of us.  Sometimes, real social justice hurts.  

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#67414 Best Gay Rights Group Name Ever

Posted by jonathanlobl on 05 April 2018 - 07:49 PM

There is something enjoyable about seeing a fundamentalist hate monger deported.  


When I was a young child in elementary school, my social studies text book told me that the Chinese had expelled their missionaries.  Even then, I couldn't understand what the problem was.  Of course, they had expelled their missionaries.  Who wouldn't?



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#67347 Evangelical Jesus

Posted by jonathanlobl on 25 March 2018 - 07:41 AM

He needs an automatic rifle strapped to his back as well.



​If Jesus had been shot to death instead of crucified -- think of all the Christians wearing little guns under their throats.



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#67090 Contribution

Posted by JadeBlackOlive on 17 February 2018 - 12:49 PM

Contributing to the cause.....



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#66801 A New Old Normal

Posted by Cousin Ricky on 13 January 2018 - 10:20 AM

I just got electric service last week and Internet yesterday, and I’m feeling... overwhelmed. I did not expect to need a readjustment period for modern conveniences!


So, I’m back, but please forgive me if I take a while to resume full participation.

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#66468 Imagine An Ordinary Shoe Box

Posted by Cousin Ricky on 04 December 2017 - 05:54 PM

How about Militant Agnosticism: I don't know, and neither do you.

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#66169 Perspective

Posted by Logicpill on 01 November 2017 - 10:54 AM

Over the years, I have found that when true believers discover my Atheism -- this alone is enough to send them into a panic.

I have found this to be true as well. In my experience it seems that what they fear most is the threat of doubt in their own minds. To a rational person cognitive dissonance means there are more questions to be explored. But in regards to deeply held religious belief, cognitive dissonance is a sure sign that you are asking too many questions already.
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#65686 Who Still Supports Tweety McRacism?

Posted by Frozenwolf150 on 17 August 2017 - 06:24 PM

You'd think Trump would be more sensitive to the plight of minorities, given that his wife is an immigrant, his son-in-law is Jewish, and Trump is a person of color.

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#65641 Did He Just Blame The Victims?

Posted by Frozenwolf150 on 14 August 2017 - 09:43 PM

Has anyone else noticed the similarities between Right Wing terrorists and Islamic terrorists?  Both groups:


* Are motivated by religious extremism.

* Hate Jews, gays, and anyone who doesn't look, think, or act like them.

* Claim they are the real victims and are merely striking back.
* Are in a small minority, yet try to speak for an entire group or nation.
* View peaceful activism as insufficient, or a sign of weakness.
* Feel justified killing people who had nothing to do with their grievances.
* Frequently kill the very people they claim to be fighting for.
And before I forget:
* Both have the support of Donald Trump.
As a reminder, the former are considered by law enforcement to be a bigger terrorist threat to the US than ISIS.

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#64829 climate accord

Posted by JadeBlackOlive on 02 June 2017 - 10:26 PM


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#64619 Witch Hunt

Posted by JadeBlackOlive on 18 May 2017 - 06:11 PM

Reality is beginning to set in I think, & running a country isn't the simple game he thought it would be, I'm sure. Everything isn't done to his specifications by his minions & the spoiled brat doesn't like it.

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