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FtTP Offers Free Forgiveness for Evil Post-Abortion Females

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Horrible, disgusting women who should really be tortured for all eternity by the God of Love will get a bonus free offer of being forgiven by a genuine Catholic-brand priest, thanks to a generous and benevolent decision by a man who says God wants him to decide if we are good or evil.

 

Apparently the answer to the question "Who is FtTP to judge?" is "Wimminz."

 

Pope Francis will give all priests discretion to formally forgive women who have had abortions and seek absolution during the Roman Catholic Church's upcoming Holy Year, in the Argentine pontiff's latest move towards a more open and inclusive church.

 

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Forgive them? He was the one who condemned them in the first place!


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Forgive them? He was the one who condemned them in the first place!

 

That's a relevant point, I suppose.  Still, lucky day for women!  Free admission to Sky Disneyland.


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It's a wonderful public relations job.  It seems to be working well.  It's amazing that people are buying into it.  Salvation is still a good sales item.  Truly, there is no accounting for taste.


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