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A Poem to Mike Pence

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I said I would post some of my poems, so here's one I just finished.

 

 

 

The March for Hypocrisy

 

 

Attention Mike Pence! Something needs to be said

You're banging a book that you've clearly not read

You take certain stories so literally

Ignoring the ones you pretend not to see

And there, my old friend, lies my problem with you

You say you're pro-life, but I know that's not true

 

The God you adore is a murderous prick

He spills enough blood to make anyone sick

In stories of carnage described in your book

The verses are there, if you'd bothered to look

If God is pro-life, would you care to explain

Why even the women and children are slain?

When God becomes jealous, he orders the death

Of people and infants and all that draws breath.

If Muslims had done this, I'm sure that you'd say,

"They're guilty of war crimes for acting this way!"

 

But wait, my old friend, there is much more to tell

Of life-or-death issues you discount as well

Your partisan colleagues, they seem to agree

That lifesaving treatments should never be free

The poor and infirm? Let them suffer and die.

I'm sure Jesus said you should turn a blind eye

And spurn the disabled, and leave them to rot--

The government needs all the money it's got

To spend on the things that you value much more

Like building up bombs and our weapons of war

 

You say you're not someone who taxes and spends

But all politicians pursue their own ends

Of warships and warplanes, and similar stuff

Your neoconservatives can't get enough

"We'll bomb the whole desert until the sand glows!

If innocents perish, who cares and who knows?

We have to stop ISIS no matter the cost

So don't lecture me on the lives that are lost!"

Obama killed innocents too, let's be fair

But if you're pro-life, I'd expect you to care.

 

And no, you don't care much for science or facts;

All data on climate was given the axe

The problem is one that your leader insists

Is naught but a hoax, "There's no way it exists!"

Though hide as you may in your safe little space

Reality tends to explode in your face.

The storms and the flooding will only get worse

Until it becomes far too late to reverse,

And then there's a fact even you can't avoid:

That people will die as their homes are destroyed

 

Though let's not neglect why we're having this talk.

To protest abortion, you went to the walk

To demonize women for making this choice,

"They kill their own offspring and then they rejoice,"

You think, but forget that they have feelings too

You never consider what they're going through

This isn't an easy decision to make

They have other children whose lives are at stake,

They struggle with poverty year after year,

So dying in childbirth, that's a real fear

 

It's clear that you gave little thought to your plan

Or what would occur if you passed such a ban

If life is as precious to you as you claim

Then we should ban smoking and guns all the same,

Plus dangerous things such as driving a car,

But no one's suggesting we go quite that far.

You say you're pro-life, but I've seen through your ruse,

You can't stand the thought that a woman can choose

To you, human beings have almost no worth

Don't say you're pro-life when you're really pro-birth.

 

 


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Wow!  This deserves wide circulation.  Truly excellent.


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Bravo!

 

And no, you don't care much for science or facts;

All data on climate was given the axe

 

Here's the good news:

 

 

Ungodly says he never met anyone who regretted making a backup. I've got some exceptions: those with something to hide.


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I thought this was spot-on:

 

And spurn the disabled, and leave them to rot--

The government needs all the money it's got

To spend on the things that you value much more

Like building up bombs and our weapons of war


Believe nothing you hear and only half what you see.

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I already know about the backup of climate data, as well as all other scientific data and the contents of the White House's website from the Obama administration.  I just felt like pointing it out because it's a symbolic gesture that shows where they really stand.


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So we can't afford to clean up the water, enforce environmental regulations, repair the infrastructure, pay the salaries of government workers, or provide healthcare for all, but oh, we've got plenty of money for Massive Ordinance Airblast Bombs, right?

 

https://www.theguard...om-moabs-impact

 

Glad to know the US is blowing up the very same tunnel systems it originally dug for the Mujaheddin during the Cold War.  Wonder whatever happened to those groups.


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the very same tunnel systems it originally dug for the Mujaheddin during the Cold War.  Wonder whatever happened to those groups.

 

One of those Mujaheddin was some guy named Osama Bin Laden.  Once we threw them away because they finished driving out the Russians I think he went on to start a new group.  You really have to watch out for people born into billionaire families, they often tend to gravitate toward hyper-extreme social policies.

 

Of course like almost all of the other 9/11 terrorists, Bin Laden was a Saudi.


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One of those Mujaheddin was some guy named Osama Bin Laden.  Once we threw them away because they finished driving out the Russians I think he went on to start a new group.  You really have to watch out for people born into billionaire families, they often tend to gravitate toward hyper-extreme social policies.

 

Of course like almost all of the other 9/11 terrorists, Bin Laden was a Saudi.

Yeah, I hear he preached an ideology of hatred and violence to attract the disaffected masses to his cause, claiming he alone could solve their problems by targeting the minority groups and foreigners who had been causing all the trouble in his homeland.  I think he also had a fondness for high profile bombing attacks intended to send a message of terror to his political enemies.


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Yeah, I hear he preached an ideology of hatred and violence to attract the disaffected masses to his cause, claiming he alone could solve their problems by targeting the minority groups and foreigners who had been causing all the trouble in his homeland.  I think he also had a fondness for high profile bombing attacks intended to send a message of terror to his political enemies.

 

BAM!  


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Yeah, I hear he preached an ideology of hatred and violence to attract the disaffected masses to his cause, claiming he alone could solve their problems by targeting the minority groups and foreigners who had been causing all the trouble in his homeland.  I think he also had a fondness for high profile bombing attacks intended to send a message of terror to his political enemies.

 

Who needs Godwin's law, when we've got so many others who fit the pattern?


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