A Holy Roman Child Rape Church (Catholic) Bishop says that the global corporation is suffering from a global crisis of sexual morality.
Despite being the world's historically most successful coverup artists for over a thousand years, recent times have been hard as governments suddenly expect priests, bishops, and cardinals to obey the laws and stop covering up the rape of children.
These days a priest can get arrested for raping as few as a half dozen children, it's not like it used to be, that's for sure.
Hopefully all of this bad press will help to accelerate the death of HRCC.
"Our Church is suffering from a crisis of sexual morality," DiNardo said. "The way forward must involve learning from past sins."
At least they have a nearly infinite supply of past sins from which to learn.