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AHHHHHH  [smilie=graytard.gif]  you made me look at something from Faux News.

 

Yeah, the "in god we trust" has always bugged the hell out of me and also having to swear on a buybull, what's the point of that!?


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AHHHHHH  [smilie=graytard.gif]  you made me look at something from Faux News.

 

Yeah, the "in god we trust" has always bugged the hell out of me and also having to swear on a buybull, what's the point of that!?

 

 

You don't see the humor?  Swearing to tell the truth -- on a work of fantasy?

 

It would make sense to swear on a book of Law -- or the Constitution -- but a Bible?  That's funny.


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Minister, Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic (02/20/2002)
"We don't know and we don't care."

Minister, First Church of Atheism (05/10/2008)


"Never trust the clergy!" Jonathan Lobl

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AHHHHHH  [smilie=graytard.gif]  you made me look at something from Faux News.

 

Here, view a few pages at UnFoxNews.com and see if you feel better.  I've instructed all of my news portals to never post any article from the False News Network.


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You don't see the humor?  Swearing to tell the truth -- on a work of fantasy?

 

It would make sense to swear on a book of Law -- or the Constitution -- but a Bible?  That's funny.

 

Yeah it's funny all right. I'd like an alternate choice, "I promise to tell the truth."

 

 

Here, view a few pages at UnFoxNews.com and see if you feel better.  I've instructed all of my news portals to never post any article from the False News Network.

Oh yes that was refreshing!


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You don't see the humor?  Swearing to tell the truth -- on a work of fantasy?

 

It would make sense to swear on a book of Law -- or the Constitution -- but a Bible?  That's funny.

 

It’s even funnier swearing on a book that contains this directive:

 

“Again, you have heard that it was said to those of ancient times, ‘You shall not swear falsely, but carry out the vows you have made to the Lord.’ But I say to you, Do not swear at all, either by heaven, for it is the throne of God, or by the earth, for it is his footstool, or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the great King. And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make one hair white or black. Let your word be ‘Yes, Yes’ or ‘No, No’; anything more than this comes from the evil one.” —Matthew 5:33–37, NRSV

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Minister, Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic (02/20/2002)
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