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The Pope Emeritus Crawls Out of His Hole

- - - - - Pope Palpatine Papa Ratzi Pope Benedict XVI Joseph Ratzinger Tim Minchin

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Cousin Ricky

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Just in time for the release of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, Pope Palpatine, a.k.a. Papa Ratzi, has emerged from his hiding place to reiterate what all the other bishops have already said for years:


“It’s someone else’s fault we raped all those boys!”


It’s a good time to play this song again [NSFW!!!]:


“Facts seem to roll off a Christian like water off a duck.” —Great Ape

“How much can you actually doubt something and still maintain that you believe it?” —Josh K, “Alpha and Omega”

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This master stroke of insensitivity seemed to come out of nowhere. Just when we all thought they had learned how to pretend they had stopped raping children.


Ratzi the Nazi really is a very unpleasant looking person.  Always the frown.  Plus he's a fuckwad too.

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