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Trick or Treatin' with Jesus

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TRICK or TREATIN' with JESUS :snork_tanz: :snork_tanz:



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Thank you so much for putting me in a bunny costume. The White Coyote hasn't stopped laughing since!

How come you left Steve in his street clotes? :snork_lach:

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Thank you so much for putting me in a bunny costume. The White Coyote hasn't stopped laughing since!

How come you left Steve in his street clotes? :snork_lach:


That was cool, and just in case you did not know it, all of my best skirts are blue. They match my pretty blue eyes :-)

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:flower:  Crazy Fag! :snork_lach: 

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That was hilarious, I havn't laughed that hard in a while.

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Brilliant, Lady! Oddly, those dogs looked remarkably like my Affies!
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Maybe next time... [smilie=sad.gif]

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That is great, thank you.

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I am glad you all enjoyed going trick or treatin' with me. I promise you I had more fun making it than you did going with me.
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Now I know some of you didn't get to go trick or treatin' with us.  I thought it might scare the bejesus out of you. Posted Image But be assured I will think of something else to include you in and that thought alone is enough to scare the bejsus out of you. :snork_lach:

I got to thinking about that word bejesus. I knew I had seen it dozens of times but wasn't sure what it meant.
Looked it up and found

n. Slang

Used as an intensive: The bear scared the bejesus out of us.
Function: interjection
Etymology: alteration of by Jesus

-- used as a mild oath; used as a noun for emphasis

(n) A substance found in the human body that determines how close one is to becoming Jesus.

When I read that one I remembered memorizing a verse in the jesusbook. Posted Image

Let me see it went somethng like this:

How much jesus could bejesus be if bejesus could be jesus


or maybe it went like this:

How much bejesus could jesus be if jesus could be bejesus



I never could memorize those verses very well.

I then found the Bejesus Quarterly.  It is a very scientific site that explains all about the bejesus that dwells in all of us.

Here is a short passage from it:
 
You see, scientists have discovered what ancient societies already knew,
that there is a microscopic particle known as bejesus that dwells in all of us.
The knowledge of this particle was lost, but the phrases used to describe its
movement have remained a part of our society.  Well no more will they be used casually and without meaning, for they describe the motions of a very real substance, bejesus.

  So bejesus determines how close you are to being Jesus, but how much bejesus does it take to be Jesus?
Well, a hell of a lot. Bejesus is generated naturally by the human body, but very slowly.
The most recent calculations tell us it would take hundreds of lifetimes for enough bejesus to
be generated in a person's body for them to actually become Jesus. The only way one can ever hope to
become Jesus in their lifetime is by stealing bejesus from other people.


So be careful that somebody doesn't steal your bejesus stuff.  :snork_lach: :snork_lach:

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I ate too many Jalapenos one night with a few straight shots of CaboWabo Tequila and the next morning I lost a couple of pounds worth of Bejesus! [smilie=cwl.gif] :smt103 [smilie=cwl.gif] :smt103 [smilie=cwl.gif] :smt103

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My Bejesus was removed due to a cancerous tumor forming upon it.

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EEEeeeewwwwww. That's more than I needed to know. :smt104

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My Bejesus was removed due to a cancerous tumor forming upon it.


Was that a bejesusectomy? So now your dejesused?

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Maybe next time... [smilie=sad.gif]


It's always the artistic ones that everybody is mean to :-(

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It was a bejesusectomy and they couldn't give me anestetic or there was a possiblility it would morph from Bejesus into Jesus Cancer, so I went without it. Suprisingly it wasn't painfu.

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Jesus Cancer, eh? I wonder what the 5-year survival rate of that is...

And I'm pretty sure that southern baptists have jesus cancer. The whole lot of them. You know, too much jesus can be carcinogenic, see. Your DNA gets mutated everytime you sing "Blood of the Lamb" or "Have Thine Own Way, Lord" (which, now that I think about the title, sounds really creepy...) or:

"There is a GAAAAAWD,
He is ALIIIIVE,
In him we LIIIIVE,
And we surVIIIIIVE!!!!!

From dust our GAAAAAWD,
Created man,
He is our GAAAAWD,
The great I AAAAAAMMM!!!!"

Fortunately for me and all other unbrainwashed heathens, Rational ThoughtTM serves as an antioxidant that rids the body of Bejesus free radicals that can damage macromolecular structures within your cells and reverse the genotoxicity caused by blissful ignorance. Take one each day for mental well-being, two if you must enter a church for any reason.

Rational Thought! It gets the bejesus out of you!TM*

*These statements have not been approved by the FDA. Rational ThoughtTM may induce side effects such as happiness, self-determination, that spiffy liberated sensation (no, not that one you perverts!) and tendency to laugh at those not taking Rational ThoughtTM. It is impossible to overdose on Rational ThoughtTM, however, if you or someone you know begins to exhibit side effects of Bejesus intoxication, take two Rational ThoughtTM, rush to your nearest bookstore immediately, buy a Dawkins book, and read until Bejesus intoxication symptons subside.

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Rational Thought! It gets the bejesus out of you!TM*

Loved your post. :Smiley:

And if that doesn't help, Lady will be glad to give you a dose of antiBJ  Posted Image


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