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Lady's Got the NO GOD BLUES :(

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[center] NO GOD BLUES

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Woke up this morning I began to pray
No one was a listening to what I had to say
I got the NO GOD BLUES
What's to become of me

Put on a pot of coffee had bacon and eggs and toast
Tried to say some scripture it was useless to say the most
I got the NO GOD BLUES
What's to become of me

Went to the preacher tried to talk to all the nuns
But when I got there they'd run off with all the funds
I got the NO GOD BLUES
What's to become of me

Went shopping in the mall saw a guy in curls
Recognized old Jesus he was flirting with all the girls
I got the NO GOD BLUES
What's to become of me

Found the AIN

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:salut: :smt026

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bacon? not kosher.

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bacon? not kosher.


Hmmm, eating pork, huh?  Does this mean that surely her blood shall be upon her?

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AGHAST!! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!! HERETIC! IDOLATOR! BURN HER AT THE STAKE!! [smilie=damn.gif]

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AGHAST!! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!! HERETIC! IDOLATOR! BURN HER AT THE STAKE!! [smilie=damn.gif]


bacon? not kosher.


Be nice to me or I am going to release Lady's Got the NO GOD BLUES Part 2 Posted Image Posted ImagePosted Image

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Be nice to me or I am going to release Lady's Got the NO GOD BLUES Part 2 Posted Image Posted ImagePosted Image


OK, we'll be nice, I promise!

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AGHAST!! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!! HERETIC! IDOLATOR! BURN HER AT THE STAKE!! [smilie=damn.gif]


No no no! Don't burn her!  :snork_aber:  I like my meat medium rare!  :Wink:

Ever heard people described as "long pig"?

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Be nice to me or I am going to release Lady's Got the NO GOD BLUES Part 2 Posted Image Posted ImagePosted Image


OK, we'll be nice, I promise!


NOT NICE ENOUGH Posted Image Posted Image

[size=13pt]NO GOD BLUES Part 2

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Well I got to the forum those guys were tryin

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This seems a lot, to me, like Mozart saying, "Be nice to me, or I'll write no more piano preludes!".

You're going to be webly (is that a word?) famous, so you might want to buck up, since you're likely to gather a great big fan-club!

I promise you, though, I won't put this beautiful voice of your's out there if you don't want me to. But I ask, how can you deprive the world of such sublime rapture? The Earth is crying out for a voice, and I think yours may be just the ticket. And I don't think that my admiration is solitary, but is shared by all who've heard your wonderfully subtle blasphemy, your stating of the case so succintly. You've got that wonderful folksy quality, blended with a certain humour and irreverence that tickles the heathen in me. And I expect you can tickle many another pagan just as much! But whatever you do, keep coming with the songs for us, even if we're the only ones you'll allow to hear it. I can live with that!

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But whatever you do, keep coming with the songs for us, even if we're the only ones you'll allow to hear it. I can live with that!



I don't care who sees or hears me. But maybe I just ought to be Ain't No God's Silly Little Secret. It is who I am.  It is just what I have to offer here.  I didn't intend it that way.  It just came out and there probably are no more songs. I like to think there is more to folks here than just posting a link or two. What I enjoy most here is reading the comments that make us real people.

I am just glad to find some nontheist folks who perhaps enjoy the corny stuff I do. Posted Image I can hear some of you groaning.. but so be it. I like to laugh and mostly just laugh at myself. Posted Image

I did visit your site GOD NOT FOUND and am really impressed with the list of links you have provided.  I am going to delete all my favorites and just use your list.  My problem is I can't settle down and read anything. I am jumping from link to link. I think it's called time management or something.  So much to do, so little time.

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I have a similar problem with all those links - there's just so many I can't decide what to read first! It's a bit like information overload, but I like having them there for easy access. I figure if I'm going to call myself an atheist, I should learn as much about atheism as I can.


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