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Balaam's Ass

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But, but, Mr. Ed was real.  Right?

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Sometimes my ass seems to talk too, in fact I'm quite legendary for that trait in my family.  Never can quite make out the words, but some seem to have quite a few syllables.

Hopefully Jacob went on after the blessing to smite thousands of enemies, in His mercy, and killed everyone except, of course, for the women that they would have raped first and then killed.

You just gotta love those wonderful tales of genocidal slaughter ordered by an all-loving, spiteful, psychotic, short-tempered, all-merciful, vengeful God of love.

it almost makes me want to vote Repugnican.

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See, in England we make quite a distinction in pronunciation, which avoids any confusion. The animal remains ass, but the butt-end of the human torso become Ahh-sss. Try it - somehow it sound so much ruder!!!
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See, in England we make quite a distinction in pronunciation, which avoids any confusion. The animal remains ass, but the butt-end of the human torso become Ahh-sss. Try it - somehow it sound so much ruder!!!
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I thought ARSE was the preferred terminology.

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That picture is really disturbing. That SOB whipping that donkey. How typical for christians to glorify cruelty. We had a donkey growing up. His name was "Custer" he loved kids and would walk very slowly when you loaded him up with two or three wee ones. The minute one would start to slip he'd stop dead in his tracks until they righted themselves. What a great little guy. We stole him out of some assholes pasture who was abusing him. (Yes that is called rustling and so the fuck what, right?) We finally gave him to a family that had seven children because all our little ones had grown up. I'm glad these bible stories are all bullshit or I might have to do something rash. I hate animal abusers. :snork_aber:

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I thought ARSE was the preferred terminology.

Indeed, that is the correct spelling. However, the "R" is often silent (like the "P" in swimming pool.)
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That is surely one of the oddest stories in the Bible, like something from the Twilight Zone, only scarier, since there's a big bad omnipotent God involved. And to think, people actually believe in the literal truth of such an absurdity!

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It's not so absurd.  Why, just this afternoon I was watching television and there was a dog giving away the family recipe for baked beans.  If Duke can sell beans, why can't a donkey speak Oxford English and communicate with angels?

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Hmm...you might just have a point, there!  :snork_blin:

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It's not so absurd.  Why, just this afternoon I was watching television and there was a dog giving away the family recipe for baked beans.  If Duke can sell beans, why can't a donkey speak Oxford English and communicate with angels?


Perhaps they named animals back then based on the sounds they make, so that when he was abusing it, he thought it called him a jackass.

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I hate when my ass is jacked.

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Poor horse seems to be saying "what the fuck!" lol.


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