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AIN'T NO GOD FORUM jeopardy game

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Do you like to play Jeopardy? I do.  How well will you do with my little game? You will need the PowerPoint viewer or program to find out.  :Smiley:

AIN'T NO GOD FORUM Jeopardy

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:smt026    Fun!!!

There are apparently a lot of saints on this forum...so guys, are you working on pickling your innards for display at the local museum after you croak? Inquiring minds wish to know. I'm thinking of opening a black market trade ring for sanctified pieces of atheists. I'll call it, "AIN'T NO GOD, BUT HERE'S A LIVER."

Catholic St. Hoo-ha and his Holy Bowels don't stand a chance. :smt077

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I'm thinking of a certain part of my anatomy to be mounted in a fundy church. Everyone would have to give it a big kiss as they went by! :snork_lach:

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Since I am afflicted with celiac disease, in His mercy (amen), it seems appropriate for me to leave my small intestine with it's stunted, blunt villi that have been damaged by my intelligently designed immune system (Praise Him!).

It is only through His mercy that I have been blessed with this hereditary illness, and using me as His instrument, he has, out of his boundless love, seen fit to have my daughter also suffer from celiac disease, in His mercy.

And of course, once I make it to those Pearly Gates (poor oysters!) I won't get a tummy ache or the back door trots any more if I accidentally eat a single tiny invisible crumb of bread.

I hope they have French Bread in heaven. Of course, since heaven is operated by the party of Jesus I guess it will be called Freedom Bread.

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I'm thinking of a certain part of my anatomy to be mounted in a fundy church. Everyone would have to give it a big kiss as they went by! :snork_lach:


Maybe it could be made into a ring resembling the one worn by the Poop, and then we could replace his ring with it, so everyone in his flock would have to kiss it!  :smt043

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Nicely done, lady.

I had more right than wrong, but only managed to win $54.  "That's all folks!"


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