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AIN'T NO GOD FORUM jeopardy game
Posted 29 October 2006 - 07:11 AM
AIN'T NO GOD FORUM Jeopardy
Posted 29 October 2006 - 05:32 PM
There are apparently a lot of saints on this forum...so guys, are you working on pickling your innards for display at the local museum after you croak? Inquiring minds wish to know. I'm thinking of opening a black market trade ring for sanctified pieces of atheists. I'll call it, "AIN'T NO GOD, BUT HERE'S A LIVER."
Catholic St. Hoo-ha and his Holy Bowels don't stand a chance.
Posted 29 October 2006 - 05:40 PM
Posted 29 October 2006 - 06:00 PM
It is only through His mercy that I have been blessed with this hereditary illness, and using me as His instrument, he has, out of his boundless love, seen fit to have my daughter also suffer from celiac disease, in His mercy.
And of course, once I make it to those Pearly Gates (poor oysters!) I won't get a tummy ache or the back door trots any more if I accidentally eat a single tiny invisible crumb of bread.
I hope they have French Bread in heaven. Of course, since heaven is operated by the party of Jesus I guess it will be called Freedom Bread.
Posted 30 October 2006 - 01:17 PM
I'm thinking of a certain part of my anatomy to be mounted in a fundy church. Everyone would have to give it a big kiss as they went by!
Maybe it could be made into a ring resembling the one worn by the Poop, and then we could replace his ring with it, so everyone in his flock would have to kiss it!
Posted 30 October 2006 - 03:18 PM
I had more right than wrong, but only managed to win $54. "That's all folks!"
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