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Door to Door Atheists: Comedy Video

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I just watched the most hilarious video. An Australian filmmaker got fed up with door to door Mor(m)ons waking him up on Saturday mornings, so he took his battle to Salt Lake City, Mor(m)on capital of the world.

I know that at least one of our members does not care for Mor(m)ons knocking on his door.  You should see this:
http://my.break.com/...ontentID=185461

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This was a great video however I love it when religious types come knocking at my door. I have a new plan that involves a sprinkler that shoots straight up between the decking on my front porch. All I have to do is wait.  :snork_lach:

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I think I had some mormons come by not long ago. A man and a woman. They didn't immediately identify themselves, but I decided to listen to what they had to say.

The woman showed me a picture and said, "These trees can live a thousand years, but humans live to about 80. Ever wonder why that is?"

I replied, "Because they are less complex."

They handed me some literature and politely excused themselves. I thought, "That was weird. I wonder if they were mormons."

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Well, I must say, those fellows are a lot braver than I am. I'd've been scared of ending up in a Mor[m]on hospital - and who knows what that'd be like! I thought that one old guy was going to beat them senseless with that broom.  :smt021
I guess those Mor[m]ons can dish it out, but they can't take it!  :smt036

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I don't get upset with the mormons, they're very polite and leave as soon as you tell them no thank you, UNLIKE the Jehovah's nitwits! I will bring the rifle to the door when they come!

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I don't get upset with the mormons, they're very polite and leave as soon as you tell them no thank you, UNLIKE the Jehovah's nitwits! I will bring the rifle to the door when they come!


Yeah, I can't see the video either.  Poo.  I wanted to laugh today.

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The webserver unfortunately is using a Microsoft operating system.

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There are several mirrors on Youtube such as:


I saw this a while back and loved every second of it.

The best way to deal with mormons is to keep a bottle of fake blood near the door. Before you answer, you splash some on you. Then when you open the door simply say "hey, could you guys come back in a few minuets, I'm just finishing up with the last guys who came knocking."

If you happen to be like me, and are deathly afraid of blood. I just suggest you invite them in, then tell them about atheism.

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that's funny!


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