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President's Heartfelt Prayer of Thanks to America's Official (Christian) God

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( courtesy Whitehouse.org )

Dear God,

It's me, George. I'll give You a minute while You finish doing whatever You were doing. Like kissing buttercups yellow, or knitting clouds, or cleaning stardust out of from under Your enormous, perfectly manicured fingernails with a thunderbolt while Sunni death squads drill holes in the heads of everyday Shiites and vice versa.

Still there? I know You are; I can always feel You inside me, Lord; it's not unlike when You got a tingly burning in Your urethra.

Your presence in my life is so important, Lord

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