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Do Mor[m]ons have weird beliefs?

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This, Mitt believes...

Mitt Romney is a Mor[m]on, and so what he believes is, presumably, what other
Mor[m]ons believe. God lives on a planet, apparently near a star called Kolob, which has a rotation 1000 times that of Earth.

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So 3 god days equals 16.4 earth days.  This explains a lot, not. :roll:

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I thought "Kolob" was a root veggy witha bunch of thingers hanging off of it? Why the fuq would Gawd want to live near them? :snork_lach:

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I thought "Kolob" was a root veggy witha bunch of thingers hanging off of it? Why the fuq would Gawd want to live near them? :snork_lach:


Hey man, lay off the root vegetables, will ya?  I'll have you know that as a largely Irish person I have a particular genetic fondness for potatoes.

Mitt Romney, on the other hand, is one of the biggest fucking homophobes on the planet. He is trying to save Massachusetts from the dreadful scourge of gay marriage, which has already resulted in zero deaths, zero injuries, and zero people late for work.

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resulted in zero deaths, zero injuries, and zero people late for work.


What are ya some kinda commie? That's just not American!

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No one's mentioned the sacred underwear!  :snork_lach:

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I like men's underwear. I like sexy men's underwear. That sacred underwear the Mor[m]ons wear is butt ugly, if I may be afforded a pun.

I'll take some International Male French Cotton Contour briefs over that sacred stuff anytime.
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Woof!

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I went out with a mormon girl one time and I can tell you they will take them skivvys off if the situation calls for it. (Details of how this knowledge came to me are being witheld for disgressionary reasons.) :snork_lach:

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I heard on Stephanie Millier's show this morning that it's [b]"National Underwear Day", so I guess this thread's appropriate for the occasion. And as far as Mitt Romney's being a big homophobe, I think we all know what that implies, huh? Reminds me of the Fabulously Reverend Ted!

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Mitt sure does have some strange beliefs:
[quote name='"Mitt Romney"]"In France' date=' for instance, I'm told that marriage is now frequently contracted in seven-year terms where either party may move on when their term is up.[/quote']

Huh?

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[quote author=Unbeliever link=topic=301.msg7352#msg7352 date=1180476880]
Mitt sure does have some strange beliefs:
[quote name='"Mitt Romney"]"In France' date=' for instance, I'm told that marriage is now frequently contracted in seven-year terms where either party may move on when their term is up.[/quote']

Huh?
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Consider the source.  This is the same Mor[m]on that liked L. Ron Hubbards sad assed substitute for sci fi.

He's an idiot, so saying idiotic stuff is natural for him.

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But he might be able to steal the White House! That's fuckin' scary!

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Wouldn' that be fun to have a Mormon in the white house! Can you even imagine what a total clusterfuck that would be? Talk about absolutely nothing getting done!

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Wouldn' that be fun to have a Mormon in the white house! Can you even imagine what a total clusterfuck that would be? Talk about absolutely nothing getting done!


Re-reading this thread it occurred to me that absolutely nothing getting done in Washington, although not ideal, might still be an improvement over the things that are getting done now.

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Every time I read this topic I find myself lingering over the seventh post.  :smt016

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Me too :-)

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It's obvious Lacy has been influenced by your carpet bombing homosexual agenda. It's clear that it is time for an intervention to slap her back into reality and what a real man looks like.
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Looks like those fellows have been worked on by the redneck dentist!

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That's just disturbing!  :snork_shok:


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