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Feds Shut Down Interstate After Reports of Armed Darth Cheney in Florida

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"Oh my God, he's got a shotgun" one Federal Marshall was heard to exclaim.  In the interests of the safety of innocent civilians (collateral damage)  the Feds shut down Interstate 10 in Florida when reports began to circulate that a shotgun toting war criminal known for his penchant for getting in your face with both barrels was seen running around in a swamp with a double barrel twelve gauge shotgun.

Yelling slogans like "Fuck You Senator" and "Nukular weapons", the Halliburton pensioner was seen with bloody parts of an alligator tail hanging from his mouth.

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"He's hunting north of here," said Anthony DeLuise, a spokesman for Bush's office.


What kind of a critter is a "north of here"? Is this referring to the infamous Ollie? I wonder if lawyers are in season in Fla.

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Ask Darth Cheney if he has a license to kill. Want to guess what the answer will be?

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Well, regardless of the answer, you can bet it'll be delivered in a monotone!  :smt045

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Well, regardless of the answer, you can bet it'll be delivered in a monotone!  :smt045


Against a background of heavy, labored breathing...

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Yeah, I wonder why Cheney sounds so much like Kissinger?


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