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A Mary popsicle

Quick, sell it on eBay before it melts!

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Some have had their prayers answered after visiting the ice statue.

"I had a lump in my breast, and yesterday, when I went home, it disappeared. I don't have it no more,"



I have a bunch of "Beach" property in Florida I'd like to sell to these people and a couple of bridges in San Francisco that I own as well.

Thing looks more like an ice dildo to me and only my knowing "Lady" may be watching keeps me from saying where these idiots should place that object.

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Thing looks more like an ice dildo to me and only my knowing "Lady" may be watching keeps me from saying where these idiots should place that object.


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Thing looks more like an ice dildo to me and only my knowing "Lady" may be watching keeps me from saying where these idiots should place that object.


Well, we're all adults here (I hope), but I keep thinking about sticking some of these Where the Shrub's head seems to be.

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Oh My!

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I use to use something like one of those to shake down wet cement when I was pouring concrete overpasses for a freeway. Them are some scary looking machines. :snork_lach:

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Yeah, I've used one of those, as well, to vibrate the air pockets out of the pour. We called it, approriately, a donkey dick.

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All of these so called Mary sightings look more like dementors to me.

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Whole US is about snowed under.  I don't get much snow where I, so I immediately got out in it and started collecting those snowflakes to see if each one was different. Posted Image I found some most unusual ones. What could it all mean? Posted Image

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Hey, more eBay material!

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Mary appears in burned up house!


Jeez, another idiot that sees a religious figure in a bit of common curvature!

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I am not so worried about what people see or think they see.  I'm worried because I know some of these people. :snork_shok:

You probably already saw this REJOICE but new to me.  I own no pets...darn. :snork_lach:

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Ah, yes, one of our old favorites! I think the White Coyote is especially enamored of this one. There seems to be, though, some misaprehesion about this particular instance of pareidolia - some think it's the dog's anus, but it looks to me more like a sore spot at the top of its tail, near the base. I could be wrong. What do y'all think?

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Ah yes my favorite indeed. A pooches pooper patterened after Jerry Garcia of The Grateful Dead. Since no one really knows what ol Jesus looked like I have to ASSume it's my man Jerry. ALL HAIL THE DEAD!

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I still don't think it's the dog's "pooper", it looks like a differetnt part of its anatomy.

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Good Lord, here's another one! This one, too, is canine related:

http://cbs2.com/vide...cbs.dayport.com

Hey, at least this one has nothing to do with the dogs' anatomy!  :smt104

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Looks more like Captain Jack Sparrow to me. ARRgghhhh!

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Well, I guess it must be true - you're not the only one to make that observation!  :smt043

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Good Lord, here's another one! This one, too, is canine related:

http://cbs2.com/vide...cbs.dayport.com

Hey, at least this one has nothing to do with the dogs' anatomy!  :smt104


This is so amazingly stupid that I guess it most likely was the lead story on Action News!

It is explained in a learned manner by Austin Cline.

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Watching the Coyote gnawing away on something dead she found on the beach, I got an inspiration. JESUS SHAPED CHEW BONES! If I can figure out a way to form them I'm going for it. Oh sure Target or Wal-mart won't carry them but on line I could make a fortune! Of course I'd have to have Mary shapes too but that's later after everyone has their JSCB. (Jesus shaped chew bone) Then at Christmas I could have baby jesus and the three magi. Kind of a gift set idea! What do you guys think? The Coyote stands ready to try out my prototype.


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