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... I got an inspiration. JESUS SHAPED CHEW BONES! ... What do you guys think? The Coyote stands ready to try out my prototype.


I love it. Nothing is more sacred to me than being sacrilegious.

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I have a suggestion for you, Coyote. Do you remember those little picture searches that are in kid

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Sorry Lady. I never mix my politics / religion / or anger into my stories. They are what they are.

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Sorry Lady. I never mix my politics / religion / or anger into my stories. They are what they are.


Good idea.
Of course that doesn't mean I might not see something unusual in the pictures.  :roll:  :snork_lach:

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Naw, you are way to rational to see unicorns and eebee jeebees in pictures. But I suppose if you stare at something long enough you might get a vision. (I prefer a pinch of peyote for visions myself)

I saw a Voo Doo priestess one time in Cuba gut a live chicken and read it's entrails. It was kinda neat. Well, for everyone but the chicken. He didn't think it was neat at all. Personally, all I saw was chicken guts, but she was predicting the future. Of course I couldn't understand a word she said so can't say if she was right. :snork_lach:

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For Crying Out Loud

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For Crying Out Loud


Only in America. Except it's not only in America. But still, only in America.

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That sure seems like a pretty restricted way for God to let us know he's not quite dead yet! An all-powerful being can make a statue cry? WOO HOO! WHAT...A...GOD! 
[smilie=zzz.gif]

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Big deal. My gradaughter has a doll that you feed and it craps! (Baby Alive) and she has a Barbie fairy doll that lights up and spins! When I was a kid I had a GI Joe that when you whacked your sister in the head with him it would make her cry!
If the best God can do is make some piece of plastic weep then I'll start praying to Mattel!

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Oh boy, another one!

Faithful see Jesus in tree


:Happy: :snork_lach:

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Oh boy, another one!

Faithful see Jesus in tree


:Happy: :snork_lach:


I don't mean this to be stereotypical in any way...I'm just sayin', you know?  Why do they all seem to be Spanish from some West Bumsrush, TX border town all the time?  It's like during the 70's when all the UFO sightings were guys named Elmer in Oklahoma, now its all Maria Santiago from the Texas border.  Just sayin'.

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I noticed  it was Texas again too.  And of course Catholics seem always involved in these mass hysteria stupidthons.

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I read an article recently that makes reference to the fact that many of the roman crucifixions were done on an "X" rather than a cross. With this in mind every time I see a buried treasure map I think it's a sign from Jezuzz that I need to get a life. :snork_lach:

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Hell TWC, if'n you ain't gottsa life, who the hell does?  [smilie=confuzzled.gif]

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I noticed  it was Texas again too.  And of course Catholics seem always involved in these mass hysteria stupidthons.


Here's a picture of one such Mary sighting, but this is from lovely Fountain Valley, CA. The town right next to mine. I think it looks like The Maltese Falcon.

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That's the miraculous chocolate drippings of Mary, right?  I remember that one.  It was more ridiculous than most, I thought.

To me it looks like something that we usually expect to be brown.

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Yes, those are miraculous chocolate drippings. I love pareidolia. They don't usually look like religious icons to me, but I'm not exactly religious.

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Well, that hunka chocolate sure don't look like anythin' I'd worship! 

[smilie=holyshit.gif] is what it looks like!  :smt043

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BREAKING NEWS! Mary appears on a baking sheet in (where else?) Texas!!

http://www.cbn.com/CBNnews/109341.aspx

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My husband said it looks like a penis. I agree.

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I think it kinda looks like the business end of a Binky!


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