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Such a callous act! Jesus's foreskin stolen!
Posted 21 December 2006 - 10:22 AM
Posted 21 December 2006 - 11:09 AM
Was it big? Was Jesus hung? Oh wait, I guess he was nailed to a cross, not hung.
Posted 21 December 2006 - 11:18 AM
Posted 21 December 2006 - 01:00 PM
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Posted 21 December 2006 - 06:07 PM
Posted 29 December 2006 - 04:38 PM
Guess he had to bring his own bread, oh wait, he also had some Body of Christ he could eat too.
Ah, but if he'd eaten the sacred relic, they wouldn't've been able to show it to all the faithful for centuries. Now that it's been stolen, I'd think God would be able to locate it for them, kind of a super psychic detective!
Posted 29 December 2006 - 04:40 PM
I had a job circumsizing elephants once. The pay wasn't much but the tips were huge!
What's the difference between a rabbi and an actor?
Someone might want to actually see the actor's clips.
Posted 02 January 2007 - 09:10 PM
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Posted 03 January 2007 - 10:08 AM
I'll bring the weed.
Better bring a whole lot - apparently we'll be there for a very long time, and I'd hate to run out, that'd really be hell!
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