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Such a callous act! Jesus's foreskin stolen!

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Who would do such a thing?

Hmm...something's wrong with the link, but you can get to it from here.

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Yes, I read about this one already.  I was hoping someone might be able to give some measurements on this bit of flesh.

Was it big?  Was Jesus hung?  Oh wait, I guess he was nailed to a cross, not hung.

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I doubt anyone could tell how well endowed Jesus was from that tiny snippet of flesh. Maybe God would reveal it to the Pope, or Pat Robertson, or someone. Or they can just believe, on faith, that his junk was bigger than John Holmes.

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I forgot to mention this, but supposedly Jesus was only eight days old when he was clipped, so his package wouldn't've been very large anyway.

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I wonder if the Rabbi that cut him used his mouth to suck up blood as seems to be the ghoulish custom. He could have been the first man in the then 4,000 year old history of the human race to receive the Blood of Christ.  Guess he had to bring his own bread, oh wait, he also had some Body of Christ he could eat too.

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I had a job circumsizing elephants once. The pay wasn't much but the tips were huge!

BA-DA-BUM! :snork_lach:

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Guess he had to bring his own bread, oh wait, he also had some Body of Christ he could eat too.


Ah, but if he'd eaten the sacred relic, they wouldn't've been able to show it to all the faithful for centuries. Now that it's been stolen, I'd think God would be able to locate it for them, kind of a super psychic detective!

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I had a job circumsizing elephants once. The pay wasn't much but the tips were huge!

BA-DA-BUM! :snork_lach:


What's the difference between a rabbi and an actor?














Someone might want to actually see the actor's clips.

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I'm too technically challenged to post a video. Would someome please just make a video saying that aginghippy denies the holy spirit, and the horse the holy spirit rode in on? I don't want a free DVD. I just wanna make sure I burn in hell with the rest of you. I'll bring the bean dip. On second thought...fire and brimstone and anal emmisions...I'll bring the weed.  :Smiley:

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:smt033 [smilie=chongin.gif] :snork_lach:

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I'll bring the weed.  :Smiley:


Better bring a whole lot - apparently we'll be there for a very long time, and I'd hate to run out, that'd really be hell!  :smt022


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