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Twas the Night Before Solstice

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[center]Twas the Night Before Solstice  Posted Image

Twas the night before Solstice, when all through the forum
Coyote was telling stories and trying to bore 'em.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Ungodly soon would be there.

The posters were nestled all snug in their threads,
While horrors of jebus danced in their heads.
And lady in her

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:Happy: :Happy: :Happy: :Happy: :Happy: :Happy: :Happy:

My favorite part:

He was chubby and plump and really very merry
He laughed and said, "Ho Ho I'm a fairy!"



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:Happy: :Happy: :Happy: :Happy: :Happy: :Happy: :Happy:

My favorite part:

He was chubby and plump and really very merry
He laughed and said, "Ho Ho I'm a fairy!"



:snork_lach: :snork_lach: Those were the easiest 2 lines to write.  :snork_lach: The rest was work!!

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Coyote was telling stories and trying to bore 'em


Oh I see how it is my stories are boring huh? Well let me tell you an exciting one then!

Once upon a time there was an . . . .zzz zzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

:smt015

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He had on a halo and an unused dick.
They knew in a moment it must be St Prick.
"You've seen me before in a video game,
If you go to hell you've yourselves to blame.


That is hilarious. I wonder what video game we are talking about?

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He had on a halo and an unused dick.
They knew in a moment it must be St Prick.


I don't know if there's really a St. Prick, but here's a page called Saint Priapus:

SAINT PRIAPUS
An Account of Phallic Survivals within the Christian Church
and some of their Pagan Origins



I don't know if it mentions the foreskin of Jesus or not. You know, the one that was just stolen out of the house of a priest in Italy?

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Ah, I see it is mentioned:

The Church attempted to legitimise open worship of the phallus by replacing the penis of Priapus and substituting the supposed foreskin of Jesus  - the only part of his body which did not ascend to heaven.


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He had on a halo and an unused dick.
They knew in a moment it must be St Prick.
"You've seen me before in a video game,
If you go to hell you've yourselves to blame.


That is hilarious. I wonder what video game we are talking about?


I thought you got this one for xmas.  for TopHat

or maybe this

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I have seen that second one before, the Google Video, but it is Shirley a classic.

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Ah Running Jesus! This game is awesome and will never disappoint! Why not run a crazy non-existent figure with a cross?

Run Jesus run!


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