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Saints be praised, now there's evidence!

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STARTLING NEW EVIDENCE UNCOVERED EVENTS TOLD IN MATTHEW 27:52-53 ARE NOW SUPPORTED

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Well, what are we waiting for?  Break out the shovels, chainsaws, and sawed-off shotguns, and let's go blow away some zombie saints!

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How do we kill zombie saints? Silver bullets? Crucifixes? We better get this straight before we light the torches and wake the villagers to arms!

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Dropping to my knees in repentance!  [smilie=holyshit.gif]

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How do we kill zombie saints? Silver bullets? Crucifixes? We better get this straight before we light the torches and wake the villagers to arms!


We will want the right tool for the job.

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We'll probably have to use an angry mob, with pitchforks and torches.

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Torches are the right way to go. Everyone knows zombies hate fire. Their dead skin burns easily. And the saints will think they're in Hell. But they do like brains. Particularly because there's not much left of their own brains. Better get the religious fanatics to do it.

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Yeah, cause if zombies only eat brains, the fundies'll be quite safe, immune from attracting the blighters!

Or "biters", as the case may be.


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