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Vice President Cheney and his Wife Offer Very Special Holiday Wishes

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Vice President Cheney and his Wife Offer Very Special Holiday Wishes to Their Christian Taliban Base

Dear Evangelicals, Theocrats and "Values" Voters:

Christmas is upon us. Yes, now is the time to reflect on who has been naughty and who has been nice.

Recently, we sat down at our decidedly second-banana residence at Observatory Circle to reflect on an appropriate Christmas gift for our dear friends at Family Research Council, Focus on the Family, Bringing Integrity to Christian Homemakers and those pesky, frumpy busybodies at Concerned Women for America.

What to get our supposedly loyal base, the folks who let us down at the polls last month and made it possible for America-hating liberals to run riot in Congress, embarrass us and force Dick's best buddy Donny Rumsfeld to be subjected to thankless humiliation and unemployment?

Since this is the season we celebrate the birth of a child born to a woman who refused to name the biological father, we, frankly, couldn

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Oh man, too funny. :lol:


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