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Here's something for your Bible study, lady. I posted this on another forum a couple of years ago and forgot all about it, but I just ran across it, so here it is:
[note: I'd post the verses as they're written in the KJV, but I don't have much time now. I can do it tomorrow, if you like.]


WHAT AND DEPRIVE ME OF THE FUN OF LOOKING THEM UP IN MY BIBLE MYSELF? Posted Image

Let's just sum it up:
God creates evil:
God does evil:
God brings evil:
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GOD SUCKS:
Genesis.....Revelations

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I'm in the process of looking up and posting the verses at God Not Found, but it'll take a while to get them all done. I like your summary, lady - succinct and to the point!  :Wink:

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I like your summary, lady - succinct and to the point!  :Wink:


She certainly covered the important take-away details!

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[center]God was thinking one day as on his throne he sat
Looking down upon what he had begot and begat

He said some of my creatures are stirring up some lies
I

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I guess Lady?s right, I really really do suck


Poor God. All He ever wanted to do was throw temper tantrums, be super judgmental, and sponsor ballot initiatives identifying certain small minorities as a special class for whom discrimination is legally mandated.

Lady is right though, he's a real jerk.

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Hell, if God sucked any worse he'd be a black hole!

Or maybe Dick Cheney. I think the so-called "vice president" believes that the "D.C." after Washington are his initials!


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