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Which Religion is Just Right for You?

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There is a site that quizzes you, then declares which religion is just right for you.

I took the quiz, and apparently I'm a Satanist.  It surprised me, as I consider satan to be merely Yahweh when he is in a bad mood, which obviously is most of the time.

Still, what with my strong ties to The Homosexual Agenda

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I'm not sure, but I thought I was going to be a Christian, with the imaginary Sky Daddy and Everything.

You scored as Atheism. 



You are... an Atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

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Atheism                    100%

Satanism                    71%

Buddhism                    46%

Paganism                    46%

Agnosticism                29%

Judaism                        8%
                                 
Islam                          8%
                                 
Christianity                  4%
                                 
Hinduism                      0%

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Heck, I don't need any quiz to tell me what I believe, or don't, but maybe I'll do it anyway, just for fun.

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You scored as Satanism. 



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

atheism
 
83%
Satanism
 
83%
Paganism
 
67%
Islam
 
58%
Buddhism
 
54%
agnosticism
 
33%
Judaism
 
29%
Christianity
 
17%
Hinduism
 
0%

I'm not sure why I scored as a Satanist if I got the same percentage for both that and atheism. I don't mind, though, since Satan is considered to be the adversary of God. Some of those questions weren't worded very well, like the one about animals evolving through "random" processes. Natural selection is, according to Dawkins, the exact opposite of random.
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I don

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atheism      83%

Satanism    71%

Paganism    63%

agnosticism 46%

Buddhism    25%

Judaism    17%

Christianity 4%

Hinduism  0%

Islam        0%

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Lady, I guess you're just not as evil as Unbeliever and I.

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You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism
 
83%
Buddhism
 
75%
Islam
 
67%
atheism
 
63%
Paganism
 
63%
Satanism
 
63%
Judaism
 
42%
Hinduism
 
21%
Christianity
 
13%

Not sure I go along with this but I don't think it's a scientific test anyway.

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Lady, I guess you're just not as evil as Unbeliever and I.


Going to make that my New Year's Resolution.  I know it is setting an awfully high goal.
Actually it all depends on what little test you take.
THE ATHEIST TEST

I came out pretty good on this one.  :Tounge:

Satan's Lil' Helper
The results are in, and it appears that you have scored 81%...
Whoa. You're not just an atheist... you're an evil atheist! Satan's Lil' Helper sees atheism as a good excuse for covering up a whole array of misdemeanours and crimes, because after all, there's no divine punishment awaiting them when they meet their doom. Whilst not believing in God, Satan's Lil' Helper would be ready and waiting to give God a metaphysical wedgie should he ever pop into existence. Keep on sinning, you evil little thing, but just try not to get caught...


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No surprises here at Camp Hippy:


You scored as atheism.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism
 
92%
Satanism
 
92%
Paganism
 
42%
agnosticism
 
42%
Buddhism
 
33%
Christianity
 
21%
Islam
 
21%
Judaism
 
17%
Hinduism
 
0%

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Satan's Lil' Helper


I guess we're all evil somewhere :) :P

Satan's Lil' Helper
The results are in, and it appears that you have scored 84%...
Whoa. You're not just an atheist... you're an evil atheist! Satan's Lil' Helper sees atheism as a good excuse for covering up a whole array of misdemeanours and crimes, because after all, there's no divine punishment awaiting them when they meet their doom. Whilst not believing in God, Satan's Lil' Helper would be ready and waiting to give God a metaphysical wedgie should he ever pop into existence. Keep on sinning, you evil little thing, but just try not to get caught...

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Ardent Atheist myself but Belle came out as Satans Little Helper! :snork_lach:

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On the OK Cupid test I got:

My score on The Atheist Test:

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    The Ardent Atheist
    (The results are in, and it appears that you have scored 71%...)

"You are an atheist, pure and simple. You think God is just one big lie, and consider religious people to be both annoying and beneath you. Ardent atheists will argue tooth and claw for their position, and have no truck with people that won't listen. You think being an atheist is the only way to lead an honest life, and see no reason to accept the pleas of faith. Ardent atheists are the backbone of atheism. Be proud."

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And on the QuizFarm test I got this:

You scored as agnosticism. 

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Buddhism - 54%

agnosticism - 54%

atheism - 50%

Satanism - 50%

Islam - 50%

Judaism - 29%

Paganism - 29%

Christianity - 13%

Hinduism - 13%


...Which actually does not surprise me.  Although I'm not sure why Atheism got ranked equally with Satanism or Islam.  Probably because I used the "middle" choice option for when I neither agreed nor disagreed, yet still felt the question was relevant.

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Satanism - 75%
Buddhism - 71%
Islam - 67%
Paganism - 67%
atheism - 38%
agnosticism - 25%
Judaism - 17%
Christianity - 17%
Hinduism - 0%

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WTF???????

You scored as Islam. 


Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren't already. Despite the actions of some - who go against the teachings of Islam - Islam is a religion of peace; the word "islam" means "peace through submission to God." "Muslim" means "one who submits to God." Islam is the third of the three Abrahamic faiths, and it shares much with Judaism in Christianity; its differences are the acceptance of Muhammad as the last and final prophet, and the oneness of God - in other words, that Jesus, though he was a revered prophet, was not in fact God, and only one God exists. Apparently the Taliban could not read (though their name means "students"), because the Qur'an states that men and women are equal as believers, and that all believers should be educated and seek knowledge. Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God.

Christianity 63%

Islam 63%

atheism 58%

Buddhism 58%

Paganism 54%

agnosticism 54%

Satanism 38%

Hinduism 33%

Judaism 25%

On the other hand...

The Pyrrhonian
The results are in, and it appears that you have scored 51%...
Quietly confident and aloof, the Pyrrhonian recognises that religions exist and that people subscribe to them, but manages to keep well out of it all. Pyrrhonians came to the realisation long ago that all matters of faith are beyond the scope of reason or argument, and thus retains a clear-headed skeptical approach to religion in general. They refuse to place belief in anything for which there is no proof, and regard the majority of theistic claims as irreconcilable. Leading a life of tranquility undisturbed by religious concerns, the position of the Pyrrhonian is enviable, if a little frustrating for others at times.

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Hmm...Isloam, huh? Well, better you than me, I guess!  :Tounge:

That Pyrrhonism looks interesting, though.

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You scored as Paganism. 

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism
100%
atheism
79%
Satanism
75%
Buddhism
58%
Judaism
33%
agnosticism
33%
Christianity
33%
Islam
25%
Hinduism
13%

Well, I'll go get a pentagram (grumbles)... :smt012

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I could send you a couple Eagle feathers and a loin cloth Forcey. How about a couple of skins? I have lots and lots of skins.

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I scored as Satan's Little Helper with 85%! I love it!!!  :rebel_evil:

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Hi Otter! :smt008

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Hi, Coyote.  :snork_wink:

I'm glad to be here putting my two cents into the discussions.


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