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Ted Haggard Now 100% Heterosexual
Posted 06 February 2007 - 01:20 PM
A minister that helped tend to the Re-Jeebus-ication of Ted Haggard has told the press that Ted is now 100% certain that he is completely heterosexual.
It makes sense too, when you don't think about it. After all, aren't all men that pay other men to have sex with them straight?
And it comes right from Ted himself. We all know what an honest man he is. Don't we?
Posted 06 February 2007 - 05:05 PM
Posted 06 February 2007 - 06:13 PM
Posted 06 February 2007 - 06:46 PM
Posted 07 February 2007 - 04:49 PM
Posted 08 February 2007 - 06:49 AM
I got to see the Daily Show a while ago, and Jon was speculating on what method was used to straighten Haggard out. He said something to the effect of how your dad caught you smoking and made you smoke a whole carton of the things! Poor Ted!
Posted 08 February 2007 - 07:45 AM
"No really doc I am totally turned off by young beautiful naked women. Just line me up with a dozen or so of them and leave me for awhile. I'll prove to you I am a homo!"
"Oh Well (sigh) failed again!"
Posted 26 February 2007 - 06:54 PM
Now there's another one for them to straighten out:
Ex-pastor defends acts
I agree that this hate mongering hypocritical lying dirtbag of a Jebus preacher did have the right to solicit non-commercial sex with another adult of any old gender. It may be illegal to solicit sex for hire, but that is a matter of law and not necessarily a moral issue.
That has no bearing on the fact that he is a lying toerag that got what he deserved. Mmm, Schadenfreude.
Posted 26 February 2007 - 07:35 PM
Posted 26 February 2007 - 07:37 PM
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