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Iraqi Insurgent Evokes God While Killing "Crusaders"

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It seems that the recent spate of US helicopter crashes in Iraq is tied to dispersal of anti-aircraft weapons among those opposing Our Glorious Christian Leader.

A spokesperson for a terr'ist group named Islamic State in Iraq has said "By God's grace, the downing of a helicopter of the crusaders was accomplished on Wednesday morning near the Karamah in Anbar province, leading to its destruction and the deaths of all those on board."

Some people in Iraq and elsewhere attribute religious motives to the US invaders.  Few in America would agree.  Yet it is not our opinions that shape world reactions, it is our actions.

It has been 3 years and almost 4 now since our invasion to destroy the seekrit nukular weapons labs hidden beneath the WMD factories where they were designing 1 meter-wingspan model aircraft to send Al Quaida paratroopers to Kansas.  You recall, Mission Accomplished.

Remember how joyous the people of Iraq were when the US Army paid them to appear as extras in a propaganda film of a Saddam statue being pulled down in a central square of Baghdad?  It was clearly evident way back then that some people would be glad to see US invaders if they were paid for it.

But now they are shooting down US helicopters with surface to air missiles. This seems to be going to get worse before it gets better.

And God is on their side, and he is on our side too! And it is the one and very same God of Abraham that all of the combatants evoke. The God of always kill everybody, God of Mercy, God of Love.

As it says in the Book of Parody, chapter 9, verse 12:
Let not a single stone of a country you democratize be left standing upon another stone. In His mercy.

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"God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!"

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Thom Hartmann had some guy from this site on his show, and the fellow was adament that Allah and Yaweh were not the same. He was a very slimy character.


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