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Barbers Threatened for Cutting Beards

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Barbers somewhere in India have been threatened with The Consequences if they do not cut the shit with cutting mens beards. Visiting middle-aged Italian female tourists, OK, but no male beard cutting.

OR ELSE.

Let this be a lesson to certain people, whose name I will not mention, about cutting beards!  The lesson is "do not relocate to India".

Of course, we all know that God Hates Barbers.

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For a loving God, Yahweh sure seems to do a lot of hating, huh?

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Let this be a lesson to certain people, whose name I will not mention, about cutting beards!  The lesson is "do not relocate to India".


Holy crap!!! That's right!!!  Errrr...ummm...say, Coyote....errr...you mind not standing too close to me anytime soon?  No offense, you see.  I just...ummmm...need my space.  And if you notice any strange vehicles in the parking lot, you might want to consider getting behind something.

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FREE SHAVES!

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FREE BEARD TRIMS!

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Just a little off the corners, please.

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I wonder if that's where the expression "cutting corners" came from? I could never quite figure out that whole thing about the corners of beards, every one I've ever seen was round!

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"Cutting Corners" refers to trimming the beard to a specific shape. A beard without cut corners would be similar to those ragged looking Islamic fundys that just allow their ugly beards to grow without trimming them to look nice. Funny though, they always seem to have their mustaches trimmed up. Hmmmm? Guess that's not against the rules.


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