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Yeah, right! lol

http://www.metro.co....88&in_page_id=2

A statue of Jesus Christ is causing a sensation at an art gallery after witnesses said they saw sparks shooting from its eyes.


Will this insanity never end?

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Yeah, right! lol

http://www.metro.co....88&in_page_id=2

A statue of Jesus Christ is causing a sensation at an art gallery after witnesses said they saw sparks shooting from its eyes.


Will this insanity never end?


Hey...it could happen.  I seem to remember a picture of sparks shooting from Thinker's butt, so why not Jesus' eyes?

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Hey, we could start calling jesus "Sparky", but no one would know what wer're taliking about, unless it catches on!

:snork_lach:

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Do you guys purposely just go out and comb the web looking for this type of shit, just to raise my blood pressure? If all of a sudden I stop posting here you will know that I have finally blown a gasket and am heading for the big dirt nap. Sparky?  :snork_lach: :snork_lach: :snork_lach:

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Do you guys purposely just go out and comb the web looking for this type of shit, just to raise my blood pressure? If all of a sudden I stop posting here you will know that I have finally blown a gasket and am heading for the big dirt nap. Sparky?  :snork_lach: :snork_lach: :snork_lach:


Awww, I think he is being bashful now.

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Do you guys purposely just go out and comb the web looking for this type of shit, just to raise my blood pressure? If all of a sudden I stop posting here you will know that I have finally blown a gasket and am heading for the big dirt nap. Sparky?  :snork_lach: :snork_lach: :snork_lach:


Ahh, don't be such a woos!  :Wink:

Heck, Sparky's not such a bad name - when I was a radioman, everyone called me Sparky! But then, I didn't spout sparks from my eyes, either...

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OK, since we are trotting out old stories now.

Many years ago, in the time of what is now called ancient history, I was a young man and there were all of these hippies.

I had this old child's reed-blown fan driven toy organ that I had modified extensively, it no longer made any sounds at all, except for the little microswitches I installed.  I ended up playing the light show in a few extremely insignificant bands. One night at a gig in a bar near Kelly Square in Worcester MA one of the switches in this color organ of mine started to go up in smoke.

The sound man was just next to me, and he pointed out the smoke.  I said "Yeah, I know" and kept on "playing" the lights. Finally just as the song ended the switch that was failing went up in a very brief shower of sparks.  It was enough of a display to earn me the nickname Sparks from then on.

I had a tremendous crush on the drummer. Woof.


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