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Some of these signs are pretty funny:

http://www.safenow.org/

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I liked "If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting."

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I liked this one:

A quick family snapshot in front of the latest scene of a terrorist attack may became a treasured family keepsake that will preserve precious memories for years to come.

Perhaps to be sold on ebay if you survive.

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People, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol are all at risk of being sucked into the time-tunnel vortex.



WTF? I have no idea what this one is trying to say?

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do not go near vortexes!

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The word vortex is widely used by New Age bullshit artists, con men, and it seems the entire city of Sedona AZ, the woo woo capital of the Southwest.

In reality think of a vortex as a spinning cone, Wikipedia says "A vortex is a spinning turbulent flow (or any spiral whirling motion) with closed streamlines. The shape of media or mass rotating rapidly around a center forms a vortex. It is a flow involving rotation about an axis (not always oriented vertically though; sometimes possessing a horizontal axis). "

But New Age Bullshitologists pretend there are "energy vortexes" that manifest in semi-mystical ways, perhaps providing magical mystery healing powers without the use of mushrooms.  Perhaps this $20 piece of dead rock will focus the energy for you?

Also, time travel is often associated in science fiction movies with vortexes, with no reason apparent to me.  I thought it was the Jacob's Ladder that controlled time travel.   Or is that re-animating corpses?

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do not go near vortexes!


Uh, I think that "vortices".  :Tounge:

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People, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol are all at risk of being sucked into the time-tunnel vortex.



WTF? I have no idea what this one is trying to say?


It's referring to an old TV show, The Time Tunnel.


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