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[quote="lady"]And every priest that plays with boys no longer will have their little toys
For today

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The bibles sit up on the shelf they still get plenty of use
They come in very handy when you feel your bowels get loose


HA! This is so funny! In Nam all the grunts carried Bibles for just this purpose. The sheets were thin yet strong and they had a nice leather cover to keep them clean! Plus you always had a good fiction book to read while you were squatting! :snork_lach:

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Thanks a lot lady! This will help my musical ventures. I just need to find a good microphone.:)

Can't wait!  :Tounge:


Lady, I love you. You should compile an anti-hymnal of all your songs. :snork_lach: :snork_lach: :snork_lach:


I'm thinking of going back through the forum and gathering up all my little nothings and puttin' them somewhere... :snork_lach: Until I do....most of them are HERE




THIS FORUM IS OURS


[center][b]This forum is ours
Ungodly for us made
This place where we are not afraid
To speak our minds so clear
Reveal our thoughts so dear
Where we come and dwell and fear no hell

So let

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NO OTHER GODS

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[center]No other gods have I 
There

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[quote author=Storybook link=topic=737.msg5502#msg5502 date=1175816650]
The tune to

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I have collected the things I have made for the forum and put them on a little page. Most have already seen them before and I really made it for myself.  I like remembering the fun I have had here.

LADIES LOVELIES



This link is just me enjoying my hobby.  :Tounge:

SING ALONG



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[center]RELIGION IS RELIGION
[b]
I walked in the church like a good girl should
Others followed me like I knew they would
Because religion is religion wherever it may be
So listen and I

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Ah, but what did you do to religion to deserve that?  :Wink:

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I know what she did, she started thinking about things. 

I guess that is still legal...

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I know what she did, she started thinking about things. 


Yep.  She chose not to be a dumbfuck lemming.


I hope I'm not a df anything.  :snork_skep:

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Hey now! Let's not be picking on the Lemmings. Where do you think we'd all be if it weren't for the Lemmings?  :snork_lach:

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I think it was the lemmings that committed the original sin -  of being natural.

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I try to keep up with the Dawkins site.  It is rather like ANGF....too many smart people there and I have to skim most of it.

They have started a "COME OUT" project.  Like most things...pro comments...con comments. They are selling T Shirts with a big A on them.  I probably would never wear one, but I like the idea of having the support of coming out.  I liked it so well that I made a song...........about coming out.  :snork_lach: :snork_tanz: :snork_burn:


                 

COMING OUT


I try to keep up with the ANGF but there are too many ...( the word escapes me right now--think it rhymes with daisy) people there who just keep Coming Out with (the word escapes me right now..think it rhymes with horny) things.

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Very nice, Lady.

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Since we are sharing songs, I will inflict upon you all the source of my current pain.  I'm trapped listening to Delilah.  For the love of Hank, someone please kill me!  Anyhow, here are the lyrics to a spiritually uplifting piece of fluff by some talentless hack trying to curry favor with his imaginary friend.

I Can Only Imagine - by Some Shitty Untalented Whining Asshole.

I can only imagine, What it will be like
When I walk By your side

I can only imagine, What my eyes will see
When your face Is before me
I can only imagine

[Chorus:]
Surrounded by Your glory, what will my heart feel
Will I dance for you Jesus or in awe of you be still
Will I stand in your presence or to my knees will I fall
Will I sing hallelujah, will I be able to speak at all
I can only imagine

I can only imagine, When that day comes
And I find myself Standing in the Son

I can only imagine, When all I will do
Is forever Forever worship You
I can only imagine

[Chorus]

I can only imagine [x2]

I can only imagine When all I will do
Is forever, forever worship you

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It is rather like ANGF....too many smart people there


Where are they? Let's root em out and drag em into the street and kick the shit outa them! By jumpin Jesus if there is one thing I can't stand in our forum it's smart people!

Steve!!! Who let the smart people in? They upset my dear friend Lady and I aint gonna stand for it! :snork_lach:

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I Can Only Imagine - by Some Shitty Untalented Whining Asshole.


That would be the redneck (aren't they all?) country band Mercy Me. If there is one thing in this world that I loathe and despise more than country western music, it's christian country western music. Oh, and the asswad DJ's who play their irritating sappy songs on mainstream rock stations.

I feel your pain, FlatEarth. Ever heard that song "Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning"? Largest self-righteous piece of shit exploitation of 9/11 ever. I like to insert my own words into the chorus:

"Well, I pray to Jesus (Jeeeebuzz), and I talk to God (walls)"

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Steve!!! Who let the smart people in? They upset my dear friend Lady and I aint gonna stand for it! :snork_lach:


It don't were was me much.  I don't even know what a smart people looks like.

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Please note that I edited and updated a previous post in this thread.  Would have done it sooner, but projects like updating can take several days to do.  :Wink:


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