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[Blogs] "Magic Underwear Mitt" For prez!

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"Magic Underwear Mitt" For prez! http://www.history.com/global/feedback/index.jsp?NetwCode=THC DAVE'S OPINIONA straw poll of Repuplican Activists prefer Mitt Romney, a man who literally wears underwear that he thinks protects him from evil, to be the most powerful man in the world.OK folks, I'm going out on a limb here and using a word I rarely use -- stupid. Can you imagine it. Watching the State of the Union being given by a man wearing magic underwear. Korean, Afghani, Iranian, and Chinese leaders negotiating for peace, knowing full well that their American counterpart thinks the magic underwear protects him from evil. It's stupid, people. It's stupid to think your underwear is magic, and it's stupid to think the world will respect him - or us -- if we elect him to lead the world into the new millenium.Remember: When you think Mitt Romney, your're thinking Magic Underwear!!! http://www.atheists....r_mitt_for_prez

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I dated a More-man girl in high school and you wouldn't believe how fast she could shed those magick undies! She finally got knocked up when she was a senior and the church found her a nice LDS boy to marry real quick. I bet she taught him a few things!! YOWSUH!! :snork_lach:

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:Happy: :Happy: :Happy: OK, I read your filthy post, Mister White Coyote, and just keep one thing in mind. Mitt Romney only pulls down his Magic Underwear

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I had magic underwear once.  Hey...did anybody ever sew sock in a strategic location so that your 'endowment' magically became more impressive?


Ummmmmm....me neither.


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