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That was great and I loved your "spoiler" too!

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That was funny.

Jesus was of Mediterranean stock. He was not a white man as European Christianity always depicts him. He was no doubt of dark skin. Ethiopian Christianity, which pre-dates European Christianity, always depicts Christ as an African and it is generally agreed, that people of the region where Jesus came from, were not of white complexion.

                                          


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Science says we are all descendants of Africans. Therefore, we are all Africans.

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Science says we are all descendants of Africans. Therefore, we are all Africans.

Yeah, but Jesus was a white African. I seen the pictures. :Wink:
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Yeah, but Jesus was a white African. I seen the pictures. :Wink:


Yes, with blonde hair and blue eyes. I thought he looked like an Afrikaner, but they mostly hang out much further south, like a lot. They say his accent resembled the Pennsylvania Dutch, who are really Pennsylvania Deutsch of course.

I remember a scene where the Virgin Mary said to young teenage Jesus "Throw your father over the fence some hay."

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Yes, with blonde hair and blue eyes. "


While on vacation last summer at a historic cathedral, there was a statue of the permanently intact hymen Mary and she had lily white skin, blue eyes and blonde hair. I burst out laughing!

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Imagine a deity just like you. You now have an imaginary deity.

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