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Drink away those sins with "Holy Drinking Water"!
Posted 06 March 2007 - 06:56 AM
Posted 06 March 2007 - 08:10 AM
Now you, yes YOU, can drink away those horrible sins.
I wonder if this would make a good cure for kidney stones and other afflictions of the urinary tract? And when the time comes for the imbibed Holy Water to, you know, um, pass - should we pray or make the sign of the cross before we flush?
I'm a little rusty on holy water etiquette.
Posted 06 March 2007 - 09:59 AM
Posted 06 March 2007 - 10:06 AM
Surely we would not want the Sacrament of Marital Intercourse (Missionary position!) to result in a woman being filled with the sins of her spouse.
Then of course there are secretions of the mucous membrane. Should we have our boxes of Kleenex blessed by the parish priest in case we expel our sins nasally?
We must preserve the sanctity of our bodily fluids!
Posted 06 March 2007 - 11:26 AM
Maybe they should try selling it as ?Ass-Holy water? for colon cleansing.
Please don't take offense, Storybook, but that idea seems shitty to me.
Posted 06 March 2007 - 01:38 PM
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