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[Blogs] Our Lady of the Clearly Defective Paneling

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Our Lady of the Clearly Defective Paneling In August 2006 customers at a Souplantation Restaurant in San Diego, California hallucinated an apparition of an obviously fictititious female quasi-deity when they viewed a piece of wood paneling that was obviously defective and should never have been installed in the first place.Of course anyone who is afflicted with Catholicism and already prone to adopt [...] http://virginmaryagain.com/?p=24

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She sure has a big belly button. Or is that the immaculate hole where Jesus pooped out?

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She sure has a big belly button. Or is that the immaculate hole where Jesus pooped out?


Um.  If Jesus is God, does that mean Jesus impregnated his mother without her consent (rape)?


Any Catholic can tell you that God is both the Father and the Son, plus there is a Spook  that is his own brother too.  So since God is God's father, and God is God's son, God committed incest by impregnating his own mother. Plus the son that is the father is the father of himself, so all 3 of them are their own Grandpa.  Might make for some confusion around birthday parties.  Not to mention Father's day!

Plus, to add insult to injury, the poor little underage minor child Mary did not even get to enjoy the fun part that usually goes on 9 months or so before childbirth.

So far we have incest, child molestation, statutory rape, and endangering the welfare of a minor child. And since God is a 3 in 1 phenomenon I guess we've got a case of gang rape here too.  Is it any wonder that so many priests end up being transferred to a new parish every 6 months or 3 altar boys, whichever cums first.

That's one sick family!  It makes you wonder if they had chariots that were permanently jacked up in their front yard on cinder blocks.  Were there trailer parks in ancient times?

And yes, White Coyote, well spotted. I thought that the outer dark ring in the halfway up thingy might have been her outer labia.

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Dress her up as an alter boy.



....um, ... Can a nun get pregnant from anal sex? :snork_lach:

(sorry, I couldn't resist!)


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