My worthy friend, I'll repeat a suggestion. You should consider a blog. I've created many websites, and the vast majority of them are complete failures. I'm sure that this is primarily because the world does not seek out the sort of things I have to offer, no biggy, just a lesson available to be learned.
One thing I have noticed, and it is repeated time after time, brand new blogs get much more traffic than brand new any other type of website.
Among all of my websites, 2 stand out as clearly far more popular than all of the others.
First is the Sensible Celiac. Although it is not a blog, this site is the one exception to my previous rule, it gets more traffic than any other site created by moi. The reason is that celiac disease *is* a topic that people are searching for online.
My number 2 site is my Apple Mac blog Macs are Great!. It is a combination of a blog, a techie news site, and an Apple Mac shopping site, but it became popular much, much faster than sensible celiac because it is a blog.
If you do decide to start a blog, here or anywhere else, I strongly endorse and recommend Wordpress as a very mature, well designed, and well supported blogging platform.
Should you choose to start a blog, I'll host it here for you freebies if you just register the domain name. You'll need to tell your registrar to use certain nameservers I'm running here, then the rest is all done on this server. (ns1.steveswebhosting.com and ns2.steveswebhosting.com)
You've got a sharp mind, a damn good sense of humor, and you make sense. These are all qualities that are favored in the blogosphere.
Of course blog or no blog we certainly hope you'll stick around here.
I really can identify with your comment about humor just bombing sometimes.