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[Blogs] ?Elton John Will Make You Gay? Idiot Tobago Deacon

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?Elton John Will Make You Gay? Idiot Tobago Deacon The archdeacon of the Caribbean nation Republic of Trinidad and Tobago wants to ban Sir Elton John from a local jazz festival for fear that he’ll tempt locals into becoming gay. John is scheduled to headline Tobago’s Plymouth Jazz Festival in April, but the country’s Archdeacon Philip Isaac told a Jamaican newspaper, “His visit to [...] http://atheistfag.com/?p=314

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Also by you know who

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I think that archdeacon get's my Idiot of the Day award! Seriously, how can anyone be that stupid? And be in a position of responsibility, too?! I think the good archdeacon is really worried that he might be tempted into Elton John's libidinous lifestyle.

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Not only that but you may end up wanting to (shudder) play the piano!

OH THE HUMANITY!! SAVE ME JESUS SAVE ME! :snork_lach:

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I used to be able to play Snug as a Bug in the Rug fairly poorly.  An old maid aunt tried to teach me to play piano as a 6 year old.  I was the one that was 6, at the time.  Obviously this was in a prior millennium.

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Are you sure it wasn't a harpsichord you old fart? :snork_lach:

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I'd know a harpsichord, them sounds great!  I love the JS Bach harpsichord stuff.

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I dearly love Elton John's Bennie and the Jets - am I in danger of hell-fire?

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No that is not a sin. Jets are OK with Jesus because you can use them to kill people. That makes them a sacramental item.

Bennie was famous for "liberating" people that were foreigners and slightly darkish, well complected, you might say.


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