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Pope Seeks Decisive Action Against Sex Abuse; Laugh with Me

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Pope seeks decisive action against sex abuse.

 

I’ll believe it when I see this news report:

VATICAN CITY. Pope Francis has directed the prefect of the Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith to issue this memo to all bishops:

 

Dear brothers and sisters in Christ,

 

1. Any confessor who hears one confess to child abuse within the bond of the confessional shall direct the penitent, as his penance, to hire an attorney and present himself to the civil authorities.  If the penitent does not follow through, there shall be no absolution, as authorized by our Savior Himself in John 20:23. This is to be done even if the penitent is a priest.

 

2. Any bishop who hears allegations of child abuse outside the bond of the confessional shall report the allegations to the civil authorities forthwith, that the suspect may have an opportunity to defend himself in court. This is to be done even if the suspect is a priest.

 

3. All dioceses with incriminating files shall turn states evidence, immediately.

 

4. All rehabilitation centers shall be phased out as remaining patients are granted their court dates. The centers shall be sold and the proceeds directed to settlement funds.

 

5. Should any bishop place the reputation of the Holy Roman Catholic Church above the welfare of children, let him be anathema!

 

6. Any priest or bishop who does not comply in full with this directive shall be deemed in material cooperation with evil, and has thus placed himself in a state of excommunication.


7. Any confessor who hears a confession from clergy attempting to avoid the consequence of paragraph 6 shall observe paragraph 1, under pain of paragraph 6. And so on.

 

Miserando atque Eligendo,

 

Franciscus

 


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Pope seeks decisive action against sex abuse.

 

I’ll believe it when I see this news report:

 

 

Number 5 is the best!  As if to suggest the top priority is not accruing more power and wealth for HRCC.  As if to suggest HRCC employees are expected to behave in an ethical fashion.

 

So far we have heard talk from Francis.  I guess that makes him Francis the Talking Pope.   Let me know when Cardinal Law is back in the USA and under arrest.


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A few soft words to keep the flock happy and that's as far as it will go.


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So far we have heard talk from Francis.  I guess that makes him Francis the Talking Pope.   Let me know when Cardinal Law is back in the USA and under arrest.

 

And let me know when the pope emeritus is back in Germany and under arrest.


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And let me know when the pope emeritus is back in Germany and under arrest.

 

It's OK to dream.  Sometimes great things happen because of a dream. 

 

I'm glad you are also realistic :)


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Well, this is... interesting, to say the least. Every pope is infallible, and has a direct line to god, so I guess god gave the last pope and this new one different instructions to follow. Why? I dunno, to fuck with people, I suppose.


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Well, this is... interesting, to say the least. Every pope is infallible, and has a direct line to god, so I guess god gave the last pope and this new one different instructions to follow. Why? I dunno, to fuck with people, I suppose.

 

Technically, he’s infallible only when he’s sitting in his chair. So which pope was sitting in the chair, and when, and did he have an altar boy in his lap at the time?


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Why? I dunno, to fuck with people, I suppose.

 

And of course the reason he fucks with people is because he can, or, at least he could if, you know, that persistent problem with him not existing was ever solved.


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And of course the reason he fucks with people is because he can, or, at least he could if, you know, that persistent problem with him not existing was ever solved.

 

I heard that problem was solved in the Universe Patch 1.28, released in 21st of december, 2012. I might be mistaken though.


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My all powerful invisible deity detector did not go off, but then it is difficult to test an invisible deity detector, because of the scarcity of test subjects.

 

Maybe my immortal semi-human sensor got clogged?


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My all powerful invisible deity detector did not go off, but then it is difficult to test an invisible deity detector, because of the scarcity of test subjects.

 

Maybe my immortal semi-human sensor got clogged?

 

Or maybe you just forgot to download the patch? Remember, the Universe Updater software has been known to have issues with automatic updates. I recommend you to check, and do a manual installation if necessary. it's really cool to have a deity now, I'm glad it got patched.


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I'm not laughing any more.

 

Inquisitr: Pope Francis Under Fire After Quietly Reducing Punishment For Pedophile Priests


“Facts seem to roll off a Christian like water off a duck.” —Great Ape

“How much can you actually doubt something and still maintain that you believe it?” —Josh K, “Alpha and Omega”

“You don’t understand. My crisis of faith is over.



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