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~ A GOD A DAY ~
Posted 18 March 2007 - 12:03 PM
I found a little site and instead of referring you to it, I thought I would copy a little synopsis that I found and save you the time. PLUS it would give me something to post about.
From Oceanic Mythology my first goddess is : ABEGUWO Goddess of Rain.
The world is her lavatory. ABEGUWO lives in the sky, and whenever she needs to relieve herself she has no inhibitions about letting loose all over the planet.
She really should be called Abiguwee, or perhaps Abigupee. When she takes a pee it's time to get out your umbrella. This might sound a little unsavory, but if you think about it, it could be a lot worse.
Better to nice to her or she'll rain on your parade. And don't even think of challenging her to a pissing contest.
Posted 18 March 2007 - 12:49 PM
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Let's hope nobody feed her any asparagus!
My view of rain is forever changed.
Posted 19 March 2007 - 05:21 PM
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Posted 20 March 2007 - 03:57 PM
FA-AHOTU: Flat-chested Goddess and wife of ATEA. Her deficiency in the boobs department caused much wailing when her baby sons attempted to feed.
As powdered babymilk had not yet been invented, her husband had to take on the role of mom. His chest was presumably bigger than hers.
Posted 20 March 2007 - 04:05 PM
Posted 20 March 2007 - 04:44 PM
I was over at godchecker this morning trying to ascertain which god you'd post today. Gotta say, I never even considered this one! So much for my psi quotient, huh?
I liked the idea of having the god's mind on doing women's work and get it off the women's chest.
(and you keep the little god checker site to yourself or else everybody's going to be running over there to grab a god. But guess there's enough for several a piece. )
Posted 21 March 2007 - 04:34 PM
AGUNUA: Serpent God who rules over all.
He has a lovely bunch of coconuts as he resides in Coconut Heaven. The first coconut of the season from all Earthly plants should by rights be offered to him.
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Posted 22 March 2007 - 03:08 PM
GODSTICKS: An amazing Godly gadget.
What you do is make a little effigy of your God on a pointy stick. Stick the point in the ground, and wrap string round the figure. If when you pray you feel your God is not paying enough attention, pull the end of the string to make your God give a bit of a twirl.
Neat eh? But careful not to make him dizzy.
You can wear it around your neck on a chain too.
Posted 23 March 2007 - 09:31 AM
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No gods here on Friday, Saturday or Sunday. They are extra busy on these days.
Ain't No Gods? I guess we'll just have to make do without 'em!
Posted 26 March 2007 - 03:29 PM
RAINBOW-SNAKE: Also known as ALMUDJ, KALSERU The Great Creator Serpent, in charge of Fertility, Growth and Refreshing Rain.
The RAINBOW-SNAKE is a bit of a mish-mash, with a kangaroo's head, a crocodile's tail and a python's body, all decorated with water lilies and waving tendrils.
In a perfect world...I'd be God!
Honorable mention goes to Unbeliever.
Posted 26 March 2007 - 03:32 PM
Posted 27 March 2007 - 05:32 PM
DJANGGAWUL: Sexy Godsiblings of Creation.
There were two sisters and a brother, who emerged from the Underworld to set the world to rights. First they done good by creating the landscape of Australia and filling it with goodly things.
Then things went a little pear-shaped. The two sisters broke off pieces of their naughtiest bits to make sacred talismans. After that, legends based on hearsay abound and rebound and multiply
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