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Virginia GOP Fixing to Lose Gubernatorial Election

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Cousin Ricky

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Virginia GOP Candidate Says Evolution Is Wrong Because Chimps Can’t Talk

Hopefully, he only made the ticket only because just enough sheeple believed that the prosperity gospel ever made anyone prosperous other than the preacher. How stupid can a candidate get before the number of voters who recognize the stupid for what it is becomes a majority?


For Virginia’s sake, let us all pray ;) that E. W. Jackson wins the election.


Of course, Virginia is a democracy, so if he does become lieutenant governor, their stupid shall be on them.

Edited by Cousin Ricky, 07 June 2013 - 04:45 PM.

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Virginia has been sliding downhill for years.  They really need to catch up with the twentieth century so we don't have to drag them more than a hundred years out of the dim, dark path of faith-based stupid.


Mister Jackson is a perfect example of the harm that people suffer when they go to church to learn about science and other reality-based topics.


So many of these professional Republicans are just barely smart enough to say really stupid shit.

Join our religion of love and peace or burn in hell!

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He preaches a prosperity gospel yet he's raised much less than all of the other candidates.



I wonder if it is because he is relying on prayer rather than cash to get him across the line - or have the Virginians give him the cold shoulder and decided not to support him?

Believe nothing you hear and only half what you see.

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