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In A Perfect World...

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Over at Pandagon, there's a thread going that challenges people to come up with one-liners of what would characterize their idea of a perfect world. For example:

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... all of the people we think are attractive would be irresistibly drawn to us

... banks would add to your available balance every time you wrote a check

... workers would be asked to approve of each corporate policy

... managers would get annual pay raises based on how satisfied the workers were

... Yoko Ono would be a good looking woman

... Mark Chapman would have given John Lennon a flower instead of shooting him

... George W Bush would have been giving a mighty good spanking for trying to steal an election

... Religious leaders would preach against homophobia and support peace instead of war

... Pat Robertson would receive free psychiatric care

.. James Dobson would be a popular comedian

... Darth Cheney would campaign to legalize pot instead of promoting wars of capitalist aggression

... the best tasting foods would be the most nutritious too

... The Republican party would steal from the rich to give to the poor

... Conservatives would struggle to preserve and expand civil rights for all people

your turn, whomsoever doth read this

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Oh Darn.  Ungodly took all of mine.  I had them all written out and when I looked they were already posted. Posted Image

Well, in a perfect world I would have Ungodly's natural curly hair and he would have this straight stringy stuff of mine.

And in a perfect world the folders and files on my computer would be in tip top shape and not just a mess of projects and songs and graphics and power points and poems. And I would have my own personal geek sitting by my side to organize stuff. Perhaps that might be Ungodly? Posted Image

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In A Perfect World...

My house would clean itself.

My cat would change his own litter box.

People in San Antonio would know how to drive.

I would win the lottery and would never have to work another day in my life.

My family would live close to me.

An atheist female president would get elected and would serve her term without getting assassinated.

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In a perfect world...I'd be God!

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In a perfect world we would realize that the casual misconceptions that people are perfect is but another fallacy.
... Bullying wouldn't be a problem for children.
... Communism just might work (but then again...).
... I'd have many novels written.
... Art for art not for corporate art or money.
... The magic in books could be accomplished in life.
... The problems in every country would be solved.
... No one would fear life or death.
... Global Warming wouldn't happen.
... Overpopulation would never go beyond a theory.
... We would be able to prove a lot of things.(I'm telling you God is not behind that star)

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In a perfect world...

I could go 24 hours without reading/watching/hearing something that makes me want to cry.

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Oh Darn.  Ungodly took all of mine. 


I'm sorry I took all of your ideas.  Maybe that proves that great minds run along the  same track.  Of course they also say that fools seldom differ.

If the straight hair you want to barter is grey/silver/white then I think you've got a deal.  I think grey hair looks distinguished on an older man, and I'm there.  I want to flaunt the fact that I'm not dead yet, quick while I still can :-)

It's too late now for me to die young, so I guess I'll have to resign myself to dying old instead.  Not soon, I hope. I definitely want to be there when my beloved daughter gets married in October.  She's marrying a geek!

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In a perfect world . . .

Chew bones would never get soggy.
Everyone would love the smell of dead rotting things.
Rats and vermin would all have one bad leg.
Barking would be an acceptable social behavior.
The cooky jar would never get empty.
Dogs would be allowed anywhere people were.
Humane societies would all go broke for lack of occupants.
Every puppy and kitty would have a nice home.

Belle


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