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Last night I had a scary dream
It surely shook me shake
I was in the garden of Eden
Oh how it made me quake

I saw old Adam naked
And that was a sad surprise
For even with Eve just the same
To the occasion he could not rise.

The snake was there a plantin'
His apples a pretty sight
But darn and damn I was awake
Before I could take a bite



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well at least the pics are anatomically correct. No bellybuttons. :snork_lach:

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Can't seem to get away from these nightmares. Posted ImageDO THE LIMBO HERE



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The pope said I'm a thinkin'
Of where those babes should go
Who haven't been a baptised
The message they don't know

They've always been in limbo
Their own little soul to stay
But maybe they should be elsewhere
The rest of their lives to play

I've got the power to change the rules
I'll wave my magic cross
'Cause if we don't recruit new dupes
It will be such a loss

My dear father in heaven
Says it's hell or paradise
So stay tuned while I decide
It's just a toss of the dice



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NO I did not dream this but it is a sorta fairy tale.  Got it from a friend today and as I was reading I thought..oh how cute.

Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs who arranged a running competition.  The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.
A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants.
The race began.  Honestly, no one in the crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.
You heard statements such as: "Oh,WAY too difficult!!" "They will never make it to the top."
Or: "Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"

The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one....  Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher
and higher....
The croswd continued to yell,  "It is too idfficult!!! No one will make it!"

More tiny frogs got tired and gave up...
But ONE continued higher and higher and higher...
This one wouldn't give up!
At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower except for the one tiny grog who, after a big effort, was the only one who reached the top!
Then all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it.

A contestant asked the tiny frog how he had found the strength to succeed and reach the goal.
It turned out that the winner was DEAF!!

The widom of this story is: Never listen to other people's tendencies to be negative or pessimistic because they take your most wonderful dreams and wishes away from you...the ones you have in your heart!  Always think of the power words have.
Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions!
Therefore: Always be positive! And above all: Be DEAF when people tell you that you cannot fulfill your dreams!

I thought that sounded like some good advice. Then you had to scroll down to get the real message.

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Dreamt about Moses that old fraud
Thought he had a message straight from gawd
Tried tellin' me what to do
If you're not careful he'll tell you too

Must keep the Sabbath oh so holy
Don't smoke or drink or rock and roly
No more stealin', lyin' or cussin'
Against thy neighbor no more fussin'

No more cuddlin' with another man's wife
Thinkin' about it will lead to strife
To an idol don't bow down
Not even a picture to hang around

Honor your ma and your old man
And no more shit or saying gawd damn
I awoke sweatin' and in a fright
And headed for the FORUM to get set right



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My only Poem;


The fog creeps in on little cat feet

obscures my vision I get in a wreck and die.

Look out Robert Frost!

(Maybe I should leave the poetry to Lady)

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I wrote this in 1993, long before I met my lovely husband, at a time when I was much more single.

Naked


He
Curled up with bunnie
He
Still has his shirt on
I never took it off

He
Is sleeping
In my bed
I am naked

Winter roars outside
Wind dies to rock the trailer
I sit warm inside
In my room
He is snoring
I am naked

I type
Harmony with the night
Rythm of my neuroses
He is sleeping
In my bed
I am naked

I do not mind
If
Bunnie cuddles up with him
Perhaps if he had bunnie
The terrors would not come
In the night
Wind roars
I am naked

Addiction
Wind screaming
I am naked

Out behind the wind
Beyond the noise of mighty 101
Long before the white man
I am naked

I am what you would have me be
A lover if you have passion
A friend if you need to laugh
Someone to hold on to
I am naked

Before you I stand revealed
No refuge in which I might hide
No sanction
No remorse
Give me your hunger
I am naked

He is quiet now
The wind is not so loud
Sound of my keyboard
I am naked

Forces of the night
Move toward the morning
Dawn always arrives
Long before the white man
I am naked

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I wrote this in 1993, long before I met my lovely husband, at a time when I was much more single.

Naked


That's a great poem.  If anybody ever said, "Lady, write a poem", I could never do it.  Silly stuff just seems to
pop in my head for no reason. 

If I ever get serious here, shoot me  :snork_shot: or feed me to the lions.

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Another one of those visions.. :snork_lach:

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MAD AS HELL
I finally realized and admitted
I'm as mad as Hell
At the dear good Lord
For to me he did not tell
About his glorious kingdom
The one that's in the sky
He forgot to give me a ticket
To that sweet bye and bye

He never ever told me
All mine enemies he would smite
He never told me abusing youngsters
Was perfectly all right
He never told me praying
Was as easy as saying


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