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The Force

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This is too funny:

My Sweet Lord

And of course the Catholic League is up in arms, demanding undue respect for their particular deity from people who couldn't care less.

I have to wonder though; are they going to make a toffee cross and add raspberry jam for the blood? That would be the best crucifix ever.

:snork_lach: :snork_lach: :snork_lach:

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WTF? They are offended by a chocolate Jesus yet every fucking week they drink his blood and eat his flesh? I'll stick to the chocolate and there's a certain appendage I'd like to watch melt . . slowly.

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So, if you have sex with a chocolate Jesus, would it be appropriate to use a chocolate flavored condom?  I mean, I wouldn't want to be offensive.  Oh wait, maybe I would want to be offensive.

I don't do milk chocolate though, real men only have sex with dark chocolate saviors, minimum 71% cocoa please.

Hershey Foods products need not apply.  Moo.

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Hey...it's getting warm out there.  Don't forget to stock up on Christsicles to cool you down on those warm summer nights!

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FlatEarth, your piety truly does shine! 

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So, if you have sex with a chocolate Jesus, would it be appropriate to use a chocolate flavored condom?


Sure, it'd be peachy, but I'd prefer a peanubutter flavored prophylactic.

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Hey...it's getting warm out there.  Don't forget to stock up on Christsicles to cool you down on those warm summer nights!


Hey, we could send 'em to Moscow, they're having Caribbean weather over there!
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That chocolate Jesus may have potential.  :snork_lach:

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Such naughty ladies on this forum.  It's wonderful!

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Such naughty ladies on this forum.  It's wonderful!


Saying so must make it so...wouldn't want to disappoint you. Chocolate J

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Saying so must make it so...wouldn't want to disappoint you. Chocolate J


That was definitely sufficiently naughty!  But who can take just one lick?  He's the savior that melts in your mouth, not on the cross.

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Ungodly and I are going to have to fight over who gets Jesus's penis.


Help yourself, just remember though, desserts aren't always saviors :-)

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Ungodly and I are going to have to fight over who gets Jesus's penis.


Help yourself, just remember though, desserts aren't always saviors :-)


True, but instead of dumb old oil, Chocolate Jesus annoints you with hot fudge!

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I did not want to disappoint StoryBook, and she did drop a few hints earlier.  You see, the thing is, I have to wait for my muse before I can really blog effectively.  Check it out over at Atheist Fag.

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True, but instead of dumb old oil, Chocolate Jesus annoints you with hot fudge!


Oh My!  Lions and tigers and bears!!!

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Such naughty ladies on this forum.  It's wonderful!


I was in confession all weekend.  :Sad:


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