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Cousin Ricky

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Thank you, I do not mind if you pray for me as long as you do not mind if I masturbate for you. The outcome for both of us will be an initial warm feeling of pleasure and achievement, followed by frustration that nothing concrete and useful has resulted from it.


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Well spotted, that comment, sir.  I like the cut of that man's wit.

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