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Jesus Appears, Revives Dead Fish in Canadian Shopping Mall

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World famous demigod Jesus H. Christ made a surprise walk-on visit to a Canadian shopping mall recently, coincidentally while a Québécois video camera was rolling, and to stun and amaze the crowd he demonstrated his superpowers by repeatedly reviving a dead fish that had already been cooked.  

 

 

That Jesus is such a showoff!


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Not a bad little routine that one.


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