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Friggin' Homos!

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I say it's time to update the dictionary.

As all red-blooded, gun-totin', god-fearing, Christian Republican Americans know, homosexuals and their Gay Agenda TM are to blame for just about all the troubles in today's world.  Crime?  Homos.  Poverty?  Homos.  Donald Trump's wig?  Yep...homos.

I propose a new addition to the lexicon of this great nation.  A phrase that captures our consternation with these rogue citizens and leaves no doubt as to where to lay the blame for what ails you.  It's a phrase with 1000 uses!

Wife:  Oh darn!
Husband:  What's wrong, honey?
Wife:  Cable's out again.
Husband:  Friggin' Homos!
Radio announcer:  Strike three!  And that'll wrap it up here at Dodger Stadium...Mets 4, Dodgers 3.
Dodgers Fan:  Friggin' Homos!
Faux News Network:  In financial news, the Dow closed down 2,000 points today.  Analysts blamed uncertainty over the proposed securities merger, but Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan said other factors were to blame for the sudden downturn.
Greenspan: Friggin' Homos!

I hope this phrase catches on and brings me much fame and popularity as its initial coiner.  Of course, if it doesn't, you know who's fault it is, right?



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Yup, them gol darn Friggin' Homos.

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