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Retirement is supposed to be a time when we are free to pursue things we love to do.  I'm retired, and I love poking fun at religion, if possible in a clever or entertaining way.

 

My intended audience is skeptics and critical thinkers, folks like you, and I hope to either make you laugh or make a point.  Ideally make you laugh by making a point.

 

Back around 2007 I began blogging about reports of apparitions of a mythical virgin mother who was raped by an invisible alien deity and later gave birth to a demi-god.  Blah, blah, pray for us, blah, oh blessed...

 

Today I gave the site a long overdue makeover.  The site, where I blog about virgin mom sightings, is

Virgin Mary (again).

 

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I can almost understand why Christians might regard a rare coincidence as a miracle, but I'm damned if I know how they can turn bird shit on a mirror into a message from God Almighty. I'd be more impressed if he gave us solutions to the Clay Mathematic Institute's Millenium Prize Problems.1

 

 

 

 

 

1: I know I use this example a lot, but it amuses me to think of all the messages god could be giving us and then compare them with the "Jesus on a piece of toast" messages that we actually get. :)


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He could tell us how to make a safe fusion electric power plant, hell he could freakin' make a thousand of them for us, and at least stop making climate changes more extreme.

 

We should ask his fictitious virgin mother to intervene on our behalf, you know what a momma's boy that Jesus is.


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He could tell us how to make a safe fusion electric power plant, hell he could freakin' make a thousand of them for us, and at least stop making climate changes more extreme.
 
We should ask his fictitious virgin mother to intervene on our behalf, you know what a momma's boy that Jesus is.



I know it's not your point -- but I can't imagine a fusion plant ever being safe enough to use.
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I know it's not your point -- but I can't imagine a fusion plant ever being safe enough to use.

 

hmm have you ever used a fusion plant in the pc civ game call to power?


Edited by alteredmind, 18 July 2014 - 12:50 PM.


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I know it's not your point -- but I can't imagine a fusion plant ever being safe enough to use.

 

Well, Ungodly is already making heavy use of a truly massive fusion plant, although I'll grant you too much exposure can cause skin damage or melanoma. Containment is expected to fail in about 5 billion years, but by then, we atheists will have found another planet. (The fundies will still be waiting for Jesus to save them, but that's their problem.)


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It's very reliable, except for stupid clouds.


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hmm have you ever used a fusion plant in the pc civ game call to power?



Never.
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Once more I have applied an all new layout to our website just for Catholics, Virgin Mary (again).


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