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Can You Read This?

Heck, I could read that almost as well as if it hadn't a single spelling error - but then, I'm used to having to translate the fundy's posts into somethiong approaching comprehensibility.

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I had no trouble reading that, have seen similar pages before.

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I wonder how well fundies'd do on that. If our brains are 50% faster than anyone else's, it'd be fundies.

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I'm thinking that people who were taught how to sound words out rather than sight read would have a problem with it.

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EYEHDKNO WPRBOELMBT KANC HWOSUMKUD :snork_lach:

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I had to laugh out loud!  Not only could I read it, but I could read it conversationally...in real time.  That's really something.  Those letters are all jacked up, but as long as first and last are there the mind just grabs the word.  Just further proof of god's good grace and guiding hand.  Or do you think you can read that randomly...by some kind of accident?  Hmmm???

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I think the spirit of the lord was guiding you whose holy name which no one can actually pronounce because if you could you could recite it backwards which would uncreate the creation and we would all be in deep shit then wouldn't we?

(what's unique about the above sentence?)

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Does the sentence refer to a name for the Almighty and Nonexistent which is a name such that, if spelled backwards, is still the same?  Does it rhyme with the name of a truly dreadful Swedish pop band which thankfully no longer exists?

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That's right and you win the prize! Every Abba song ever created on 75 low quality mono beta tapes!

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Wow, I feel like maybe I'm not completely senile after all, yet :-)

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One of Superman's foes was an imp from the fifth dimension, and the only way Supy could get rid of him was to trick him into saying his own name backward.


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