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The following is a loose transcript of a convesation I had in my Barbershop today. This is an actual situation.

The Easter Haircut

Rick: Morning Padre!
Pastor: Good morning Rick how are you?
Rick:  Not bad, not bad. What else on such a beautiful day.
Pastor: Yes! It

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This is wonderful.  I hope you can cure some of these fine folks of their religious afflictions.

The Pastor sounds like a nice enough guy.  I hope it all works out.

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Well I gave the Pastor a transcript and he decided that maybe my "Testimony" wasn't "appropriate" for the Easter service. (Imagine that) Maybe it was my "Nothing fails like prayer" reference or my "God can't heal external injuries" remarks that made it a bit dicey. Then again it could have been my comment about communion and cannabalism being the same thing that swayed his decision. Well, for whatever reason I will spend my Easter holiday in my shop replacing the light fixture and cleaning the floor.

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Well done, you crazy injun!  I bet the pastor lays off the Jebus talk during his next hair cut.

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Well I gave the Pastor a transcript and he decided that maybe my "Testimony" wasn't "appropriate" for the Easter service.


Too bad, but I'm not surprised.  The Pastor wants to perpetuate myth and fairy tales within his church.

Maybe it was my "Nothing fails like prayer" reference or my "God can't heal external injuries" remarks that made it a bit dicey. Then again it could have been my comment about communion and cannabalism being the same thing that swayed his decision.


LOL!  All you said above is true in my mind.  I guess the Pastor only wants fiction in his church rather than truth.

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Now let's not be too hard on the good Pastor. After all, tomorrows a big day with big collection plates to fill. :snork_lach:

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It would have been interesting if he HAD let you speak to the church.

I myself am planning my sunday, making it a big event.

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That'll teach him to ask you for speeches!

I myself will be cramming sugar and calories down my throat in the form of jelly bellies, snickers eggs, and, of course, Cadbury cream eggs in order to sustain myself for the joy that is preparing a massive paper for publication. Whee. :snork_shot:

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cramming sugar and calories down my throat in the form of jelly bellies, snickers eggs, and, of course, Cadbury cream eggs


What? No Peeps? How can you get your sugar overdose without a few microwaved Peeps? (Only the yellow ones of course)

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cramming sugar and calories down my throat in the form of jelly bellies, snickers eggs, and, of course, Cadbury cream eggs


What? No Peeps? How can you get your sugar overdose without a few microwaved Peeps? (Only the yellow ones of course)


Gaaaaaaaa.....Peeeeeeps. I don't view those things as edible food items. They do, however, make for insanely funny microwave stunts, as well as stupid frat boy party tricks which usually result in trips to the ER.

Remember to Please Peep responsibly. Don't Drink and Peep. Friends don't let friends drive while Peeped*.

*This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the National Committee for Responsible Peeping.

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I spent the day reading Breaking the Spell: Religion as a natural Phenomenon. Haven't finished it yet, but it's fascinating as hell!

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Let's see...what did I do easter sunday? Hmmm, I think it was absolutely nothing. No blood & body of christ for me, thanks.

Anyway, hi all. A couple of you might remember me from a little over a year ago (Hey, Coyote, cutie!). If not from here, then from EA. I'm finally back online and raring to kick some xtian butt. At least indirectly on the boards. I sure have missed it. I expect I will probably be posting fairly often if life doesn't get in the way too much.

See you soon.

Kellbing (AKA Otter)

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Welcome back Kellbing!!  Bash Christianity all you want, we'll join in and all have fun!

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MMMMmmmmmmmm! My little Otter! :smt057

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Hi kellbing! Good to hear from you again, we've been having loads of fun, but now you're back we can really swing  :Happy:

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Thanks for the wonderful welcomes! I'm currently borrowing my brother's wireless internet adapter, so I may not post as much now as I will when I buy my own. Hopefully that will be very soon.

I have a couple images I will post here. I created them way back when & think I posted them on EA. I thought I would share them here. Maybe you will appreciate them.

http://render2.snapf...|/of=50,590,436

http://render2.snapf...|/of=50,590,436


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